IT (2017)+1
Sentient Objects
Tag · 60 works
37 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 78% are complete. The average one runs about 3,600 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.
Works
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The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
Shoes
by Artemis_Dreamer
In which Tony is missing, Loki is sleeping with him, the Avengers are clueless, and a pair of loafers starts talking. It is proven, yet again, that the billionaire and the trickster really are the perfect couple.
The Avengers (Marvel Movies)+2
A Stitch in Time Saves
by AnonEhouse
Who says clothing can't save the universe? In which a cloak, an amulet, and a hat save everyone.Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.
Marvel Cinematic Universe+1
A potentially explicit work
Merlin (TV)
A potentially explicit work
Good Omens (TV)+1
A potentially explicit work
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
The Noble and Most Ancient Kettle of Black
by MaesterChill, timothysboxers
Things get steamy in the newly formed Potter-Malfoy household. Unfortunately it's not in the sexy way you might expect...When a copper kettle and a porcelain teapot stir up tensions to boiling point, who will be the unlikely saviour to calm the troubled waters with a perfect cup of tea?
Lord of the Flies+20
A Oneshot a Day
by FeliciaAmelloides
A collection of 365 oneshots written from a list of prompts I made in the days leading up to New Year's. It's mostly on crack and there will be crossovers as well as many different fandoms and ships, including things I don't ship. I'll try to update daily, so stay tuned! MOVED TO https://archiveofourown.org/series/962964 BECAUSE THERE ARE TOO MANY TAGS. PLEASE GO THERE IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE REST!
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
The Persistent Relics
by OliviaLH
After the war, all Harry wants is a quiet life—but the Deathly Hallows have other ideas.The Elder Wand misbehaves like a magical gremlin, the Resurrection Stone keeps tripping him, and the Invisibility Cloak has developed a clingy personality and a grudge against his social life.No matter what he tries—banishing, selling, even locking them in a vault—they always come back, louder and more chaotic than before.As the wizarding world watches with growing amusement, Harry is forced to confront the truth: maybe he’s not just the Master of Death... maybe he’s the reluctant guardian of three deeply unhinged magical relics with abandonment issues.
Star Wars Sequel Trilogy+1
A potentially explicit work
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
A potentially explicit work
Good Omens (TV)+1
A potentially explicit work
God of War (Video Games)
soteria
by shadowcat500
Atreus asks about sharpening the Blades of Chaos. Kratos isn't sure about it.
Marvel Cinematic Universe
the fire of our eyes, the flash of our teeth
by pawn_vs_player
INFINITY WAR SPOILERS (minor, but still) Thanos snaps his fingers, and half the universe dies. Unfortunately for Thanos, he didn't put much thought into how the Stones would decide to eliminate that half. (Or: the male half of the universe disappears. The ones left behind try to adjust.)((Title paraphrased from a fantastic Maya Angelou poem.))
BTS
tale old as time
by owltype
Once upon a time, a beauty tamed a beast.(THIS FIC IS INCOMPLETE! Please read the notes at the beginning.)
The Owl House (Cartoon)+14
A potentially explicit work
Logan Lucky (2017)+2
A potentially explicit work
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Between This Point And Untime
by AutumnleafAuthor
When an important artifact of Bajor is discovered in the Ruins of the Cardassia Central Archives, Dr. Julian Bashir is dispatched to transport it and a Cardassian representative to Deep Space Nine for an official handover. On their way to the ceremony, however, the Rio Grande is shot down by Cardassian separatists who object to the Cooperation with Bajor.Stranded on a barely livable Asteroid, the Rio Grande does her best to keep her Passengers alive and safe despite her failing systems - and maybe, she can even do something to make them happy.
Saiyuki
A potentially explicit work
Postal (Video Games)
New Friend
by jupiter (evilweevils)
A new friend arrives in the mail. A sort of personal work about my object partner in real life, for my fellow objectum/posic folks on here. I see you! I love you!