Spreadsheets

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89 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 94% are complete. The average one runs about 4,100 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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The Untamed (TV)+2

A Pavlovian Approach to Honesty

by Stratisphyre

“Are you feeling compelled to tell us anything?” Lan Xichen asked. “Not precisely. It does feel nice. I hadn’t associated honesty with anything pleasant before now.” “I don’t think you’ll appreciate this in the morning,” Nie Mingjue muttered. “Do you want us to leave you be? Or gag you?” “I’m finding this entire affair curiously enjoyable, actually,” Meng Yao stated.

Teen 6.4k words 1 ch Complete 3.6k kudos

Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic · Truth Spells · Fluff · Getting Together· +4 more

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types

Skywalker Seduction Method

by Revna14

Cody created the group chat as a way to deal with the sudden influx of flimsiwork and to provide his fellow commanders with support. It quickly devolved into chaos.

Teen 77k words 36 / ? ch In progress 2.1k kudos

Attempt at Humor · Breaking the Jedi Code (Star Wars) · Chatlogs · Chatting & Messaging· +12 more

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Purity Control

by yrfrndfrnkly

In which Harry tries to ignore his trauma with fantasy Quidditch but Malfoy's Thereness™ is distracting and all his classmates want to talk about are unicorns, virginity, and Muggle music.

Teen 28k words 1 ch Complete 1.8k kudos

Hogwarts Eighth Year · Post-War · Getting Together · Redemption· +22 more

Batman - All Media Types

The Laminated Note (of Doom)

by FelicityGrimm

It started with a note on the kitchen counter: Dear Dad,Went to go save an idiot from getting themselves killed; be back in a few days.No worries,Jason And it backfired from there

General 1.3k words 1 ch Complete 1.6k kudos

Alfred Pennyworth is the Best · Bruce Wayne is So Done · Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent · Communication· +7 more

Schitt's Creek

Forty Percent

by WellSchitt

For the first time ever, David pays rapt attention to the spreadsheet Patrick insists on showing him. There’s a list of things that will be covered under the joint account, like rent and groceries and vehicle upkeep, and then they’ll each keep a separate account for individual expenses. Patrick repeats the fact that clothing and toiletries will be considered individual expenses multiple times, but David is still too starry-eyed about the casual way he said ‘our household expenses’ to even consider arguing.Then David notices something odd, off in its own section below their estimated rent and utilities.

General 1.1k words 1 ch Complete 1.5k kudos

Business Talk · Class Differences · Financial Issues · Fluff· +3 more

Check Please! (Webcomic)

Love Excels

by Dira Sudis (dsudis)

Writing his thesis had Eric thinking about finishing his thesis, and thengraduation, and thenwhatever he was going to do with his life after graduation.

Teen 1.7k words 1 ch Complete 710 kudos

Established Relationship · Spreadsheets

Inception (2010)

Scientific Method

by queuebird

“Eames has a crush,” Ariadne says, eyes bright. Arthur looks at her, hands poised over his laptop keyboard. “What?”“Eames. He’s crushing on someone super cute.” She leans in conspiratorially. “On this very team.” She kicks her feet up on the table holding the PASIV and looks well pleased. Arthur narrows his eyes. “...Who?”

Teen 2.1k words 1 ch Complete 508 kudos

Post-Canon · Oblivious Arthur (Inception) · Humor · Fluff· +3 more

Schitt's Creek

Happily Ever After

by missgeevious

David discovers Patrick's secret spreadsheet.

Teen 3k words 1 ch Complete 503 kudos

Fluff · Married Couple · Romantic Comedy · Ryan Reynolds is a 10· +2 more