Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
by somniumfelix
Remus was sick of it! The Ravenclaw had cornered him in the corridors, stalked him and even tried to slip him Amortentia after the full moon! He couldn't spend the rest of the school year running away from the younger boy who'd become no less than obsessed with him, but thankfully, Sirius Black always has a solution to Remus's biggest problems.
"Get a boyfriend!"
"H-huh?""It's genius, right?!" Sirius screeched loudly, "You get snatched up, taken off of the market, and then it's obvious that you're not interested! Date them for, like, two months, just long enough for Brady to get the hint to shove off, and then break up with them! It's nothing big, okay? Just a small, tiny, little white lie, alright? Just for a few months."
Remus sucked in a breath. "Alright."
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