Strilondes

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling+1

A Bed of Roses

by EtchJetty

Rose Lalonde found herself, after igniting the Green Sun seemed to have gone horribly wrong, to have been thrust back in time decades before she was born and reincarnated as Rose Potter in Britain, to be raised by one Mr. and Mrs. Dursley. The revelation in the summer of her eleventh birthday that she's a Witch takes her to Hogwarts, where she makes friends, old and new, and finally meets family, including Dave Granger and his sister Hermione.

Teen 82k words 22 / ? ch In progress 523 kudos

Adopted Sibling Relationship · Alternate Universe - Fusion · Beta Timeline (Homestuck) · Canon Compliant· +16 more

Homestuck

Nothing Risked, Nothing Lost

by spasmodicIntrigue

Try as he might, Dave remembered nothing from the first four years of his life.  There were three signs of imminent upheaval. First, the King of Derse disappeared without a trace. Second, the Queen of Prospit dropped dead. The third sign was the return of long-lost royalty. Not like any of this was Dave's concern. Not the war between Prospit and Derse, not the horrorterrors of the Furthest Ring, not the failings of some dumb monarchs. He was a nobody. Not like Rose, a bona fide Seer of Light. He wasn't sure why she wanted them to go to Derse, but he followed her, anyway. Like he always did.

Teen 187k words 39 / ? ch In progress 481 kudos

(tip: romance isn't the focus so the pairings don't come until later in the story) · Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism · Alternate Universe - Derse/Prospit Royalty · Alternate Universe - Modern Fantasy· +17 more

Homestuck

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by sunflowerwonder

TT: May I go out of line to presume someone fell asleep with his credit cards in plain sight again? TG: yeah yeah dont be hating TG: all in the strider parenting method lalonde TT: Uh huh. TG: i havent even checked how much they bought though TG: how expensive do you think a couple hundred cases of legos are TT: I highly doubt it matters. You act like you wouldn’t buy them the moon if they asked for it. TG: shh shh shhh dont give them any ideas god

General 2.5k words 1 ch Complete 468 kudos

Family Fluff · Alpha Universe · Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session · this is nothing but self-indulgent alpha strilonde feels· +5 more

Homestuck

Share With The Class

by beetattoo

TG: WHAT

Teen 1.9k words 1 ch Complete 440 kudos

Pesterlog · john isnt actually in this · dirk breaks the news to the family group chat · or rather the news is broken whether he wants it to be or not· +4 more

Homestuck

Insular

by Acai (Technodrome)

He’s fed, if only slightly and even if it’s on plain, cold mild from a bottle that was thrown near him, and even if he had to tug himself across the carpet to get to it and slurp at it hungrily. And he’s been picked up, even if it was by the foot once and slung over a shoulder the next time. He’ll take what he can get. He can’t even comprehend that there’s other ways of life, actually. He’s barely nine months old. There might not be coddling and lullabies, but this is all that he’s ever known, and it’s fine with him. or The one from when Dave's a little kid to when he's not, in fact, a little kid anymore, and also the one where Dave is completely content with the way his life works until he gets to the meteor and discovers that he should not have been quite as content as he had been. Based off of the talk between Dave and Dirk.

General 2.6k words 1 ch Complete 361 kudos

Mentioned Child Neglect · implied child neglect · Child Neglect · Abusive Bro· +30 more

Homestuck

Lost Time and Starting Anew

by hand_ler

Everyone waited anxiously on the day Bro Strider came back to life, all of the original Gods gathered around since this man was considered a danger… but they did not expect what would happen on that day, not even Rose with her seer status.Instead of a villain, a monster from their imaginations, the man that woke up was confused and had clear fear of the scars that he saw on Dave's face and body.. a man who had no memories of what he had done.

Teen 13k words 17 / ? ch In progress 259 kudos

;-; · Alternate Universe · Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Alternate Universe - Post-Canon· +18 more

Homestuck

A potentially explicit work

Explicit 162k words 25 / ? ch In progress 193 kudos

Homestuck

Siblings Affection

by tinplan

Dirk Strider realised he was gay at sixteen years old.Roxy Lalonde came out at seventeen years old.Rose Lalonde kissed her girlfriend for the first time at eighteen years old.Dave Strider was straight.

Teen 4.5k words 1 ch Complete 190 kudos

Coming Out · Dave is an idiot · Humanstuck · Internalized Homophobia· +2 more

Homestuck

Hands Unclean

by The_Onion

"Two households, both alike in dignity,"Life is difficult when your major is useless and your family is not human. / Life is difficult when you're double majoring and you have dead parents to avenge.

Teen 88k words 19 / ? ch In progress 174 kudos

Aromantic · Asexual Character · Chatlogs · Demonstuck· +7 more

Homestuck

seriously dude that is some homo shit right there

by saffixcherries

dave and rose talk about sexuality and childhood and how sick daves music is 2k20TG: wow dude we do have shit in commonTG: except while my bro was playing the part of the elite cool master of irony with his twisted mind games and shit your mom was playing the part of the distant spurned 50s housewife whos husband died long ago of the fever and shes never quite gotten over it so she takes to alcohol in an attempt to clear her head but it never worksTG: except they both actually had kids to look after and one ends up traumatising one because he doesnt care about him at all and just wants to model him exactly in his image and make him strong and cool but is actually just an abusive shithole who stockholm syndromes the kid into thinking hes cool and the other ends up traumatising the other one because even though she does care she also wants to model her in her image and is also just really immature and just ends up enacting strange manipulative and slightly damaging mind games with her thirteen year old kidTT: Yeah, that’s….. pretty accurate honestly.

General 4.4k words 1 ch Complete 106 kudos

Bisexual Dave Strider · Dialogue-Only · In Which I Project Onto Rose · Internalized Homophobia· +13 more

Homestuck

Fastest pizza joint in

by asterCrash

Jane always requests Roxy for delivery because she's the fastest Strilonde Pizzeria has to offer, not because she's the cutest sibling on staff, which isn't to say that she isn't the cutest, though it's not like Jane thinks of her that way and now you can see where this story is going.

Teen 6.9k words 5 ch Complete 99 kudos

Pizzastuck · Alternate Universe - Pizza Place · Strilondes · Cute· +1 more

Homestuck

A potentially explicit work

Mature 5k words 6 / ? ch In progress 96 kudos

Homestuck

under the same sky

by littlepluto

Decades after the end of the game and soon after the end of their time on Earth C, Roxy throws a backyard bonfire party for the Strilonde family and they all reminisce about how far they've come and how far they have yet to go.

General 20k words 1 ch Complete 80 kudos

Family Bonding · Family Reunion · Fluff · Getting Together· +10 more

Homestuck

snooze away, bro

by ofmorninglory

Them’s the breaks, Roxy would say. Your cat falls asleep on you? Too bad, you’re there until they decide they’ve had enough or you perish. Whatever comes first. or Dirk reflects on his life as the older brother of three disaster kids while kid #3 snoozes away on his back.

General 3.2k words 1 ch Complete 73 kudos

Alternate Universe - Ballet · Balletstuck · Family Bonding · Family Dynamics· +7 more

Homestuck

Last Minute School

by orphan_account

The Strider-Lalonde cousins make a pitstop at Diagon Alley before heading to King's Cross Station for their seventh year at Hogwarts. Dave's a little excited.

General 1.5k words 1 ch Complete 73 kudos

Alternate Universe - Hogwarts · Diagon Alley · Wizarding World · Strilondes· +2 more

Homestuck

Work 15706776

by 3ves

He found her at a window, separated from the distant void by nothing but the thin panel of glass and her reflection staring back at her. A clear martini glass hung low from the tips of her fingers. Instead of looking at the alcohol swishing in a slow vortex in the glass, Dave focused on the chipped black nail polish on her fingernails and the dark bruises beneath her eyes. Karkat wasn’t the only person who wasn’t sleeping lately.--Dave tries to talk to Rose about her alcohol abuse.

Teen 1.4k words 1 ch Complete 67 kudos

Alcohol Abuse · Angst · Comfort · Strilondes· +7 more

Homestuck

do not try and win

by ang3lba3

Rose and Dave are both trying to get ready for a date with their significant other in the Strilonde household on Earth C. Both of them want the bathroom. One of them is already in it. FIGHT.The prompt was locked door, and 750 words of dialogue only.

Teen 760 words 1 ch Complete 67 kudos

Strilondes · Family · Incest Jokes · Dialogue-Only· +3 more

Homestuck

Not Those Stars

by hummingbirdbandit

He timed it perfectly. Of course he did. Of course.

Teen 929 words 1 ch Complete 62 kudos

Fluff · Strilondes · Fireflies · Boys In Love· +2 more

Homestuck

A potentially explicit work

Not rated 5.8k words 3 / ? ch In progress 62 kudos

Homestuck

(never) on time

by faedemon

There’s a peculiar something about the Striders and the Lalondes. Well—there are plenty of peculiar somethings about them, but in particular it’s not their hair or their odd manner or the strange way they stare. It’s that all of them have this off-kilter something. It’s that the twins always arrive on time and the triplets never do, that you can feel the pierce of their gaze even behind sunglasses, even when they aren’t looking.Can be read standalone, but makes references to the other fics in the series.

Teen 1k words 1 ch Complete 56 kudos

Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session · Character Study · Classpects (Homestuck) · Family Dynamics· +4 more