Thieving

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Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)

Finders Keepers

by egg_thief

Understanding people is something Alastor is not always skilled at. But while people can be challenging- their possessions are much easier to understand. And so he collects. In his little nest of a bed in which he dwells, tucked into the corner of his room at the Hotel- that is where his collection lays. And because Charlie makes it a point to enforce the good manners of respecting one’s privacy- and likely because everyone is just a little scared of him- no one ever looks in his rooms. His collection is a secret kept only by himself. It’s not a problem. He could stop any time, if he so wished. But why would he stop when the taking is so much fun? Or: In which Alastor is a creepy little fuck and steals trivial possessions of those he cares about. No one notices, until Lucifer does. (5 times Alastor steals something, and 1 time something is given)

General 7.2k words 1 ch Complete 1.1k kudos

Developing Relationship · Alastor Has a Heart (Hazbin Hotel) · Alastor is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel) · Kleptomania· +18 more

The Hobbit (2012)+2

Objects Strange and High

by Hlessi

Marriage-theft was a mostly Tookish tradition practiced mostly by Tooks.

General 2.1k words 1 ch Complete 923 kudos

Kink Meme · Cultural Differences · Courtship · Marriage Proposal· +2 more

Gotham (TV)+3

The WatchTower

by TigersaAmante07

Selina decides to pay a little visit to the Justice League Headquaters.

General 4k words 1 ch Complete 420 kudos

Humor · Fluff · Fluff and Humor · pure silliness· +23 more

Marvel Cinematic Universe

The Egg Thief

by Frea_O

The first time candy goes missing, Coulson ignores it. But then he begins to detect a pattern...

General 875 words 1 ch Complete 314 kudos

Candy · Thieving · Kinder Eggs · Darts· +2 more

Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)+2

Suits and first kisses

by Little_Red_Hot_Riding_Hood

Based on artwork by Write-Like-An-Americanhttp://write-like-an-american.tumblr.com/post/142074120571/finished-with-an-actual-backgroundhttp://write-like-an-american.tumblr.com/post/142166233641/this-ones-for-littleredhotridinghood-intendedYondu and Kraglin need to do a bit of stealing while at a fancy month long party. Only issue is the gem they are after is on a princess who has two guards always by her side. Positive though..she's young Peter's age and happy for a new friend. Peter and the Princess are both young, he's seven and she's eight, so no nothing that is inappropriate. Just a pair of kids needing a friend.

Teen 2.4k words 8 ch Complete 126 kudos

Nothing sexual between young Peter and OC · Fluff · Suits · sexy times for Yondu and Kraglin· +10 more

Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo

Happy AU

by LinesAndColors

Cannon divergent like, a lot. I wanted an AU where everyone gets to be happier and like less traumatized but I didn't want anything modern either so here we are.Kaz end up joining Inej's family's act turning it into a whole circus. Still will have some cannon events just rewritten but for the most part I want to write them just existing as the kids they are. Sure they won't be perfect and without past trauma, but at the very least they won't be so traumatized that having friends is comparable to miracles.Is also an exercise in figuring out what part of the characters personalities are due to trauma and past experiences and what are just core parts of them. Mostly Kaz because as much as I adore ruthless Kaz, I do wonder what he would be like if he wasn't forced to grow up in a ruthless environment.He's still stubborn and prideful and thinks he's better then everyone is what I've determined and I love him.It has the relationship tag but it is a very slow burn as a lot of it is them as kids.

General 24k words 11 / ? ch In progress 106 kudos

Grieving · I don't know what I'm doing · I named it Happy AU · Inej's dad is Struggling· +17 more

Overwatch (Video Game)

Stealing Shadows

by bzarcher

“You wish me to what?”Sombra’s smile was a dangerous one as she tossed her head just enough to make the long fall of her hair flip and bounce. “I want you to help me break into a casino, mi amor.”

Teen 1.4k words 1 / ? ch In progress 78 kudos

It's a heist! · Sneaking · Thieving · casino - Freeform

My Hero Academia

before i lead with the

by dashinaname

It begins, like most things, with an accident, a coincidence.But in all of the ten years he spent living underground, Shouto would have never been able to guess this.

General 2.3k words 1 ch Complete 69 kudos

Isolation · Thieving · Pre-Slash · Alternate Universe - No Quirks (My Hero Academia)· +7 more

The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien

Brothers

by thetravelinglemon100

Nori was as good a thief as ever there was; he could pick your pocket without you even realising he'd been standing next to you, he could pick a lock as quickly as you can blink (or even quicker), and when it came to using those knives of his... let's just say you'd be lucky to get away alive, and if you did, it was probably only because he'd let you. It was generally accepted, among the criminal classes where he was well-known, that Nori had either taught himself these skills, or had been taught by some forgotten stranger, long ago when he was just a dwarfling. No-one would think to guess the truth.

General 3.8k words 1 ch Complete 62 kudos

Thieving · Dishonesty · Dori does his best to care for his brothers · Nori's a good brother really· +4 more

Fire Emblem: Three Houses+1

Thief and Mockingbird

by pr0nz69

“Look how cozy we all are now,” the man says, but Therion can tell he’s sizing them up. “May I have the honor of knowing the lady’s name?”“You may,” Primrose answers sweetly. “I am Primrose, a traveling dancer.”It’s how she’s continued to introduce herself even after avenging her father, bereft of any mention of her house and legacy. Therion can’t help but wonder if she’s given up on reviving House Azelhart out of shame, but he’s never been able to bring himself to ask.“A name has never suited a person as well as yours suits you,” the man tells her. To Therion, he says, “And what may I call you, sweetheart?”“That’s no concern of yours, sweetheart.”“Therion!” Primrose reproaches.The man cocks his head. “There’s no need for hostility. We’re all scoundrels down here, after all.”———After leaving Orsterra, Therion and Primrose find themselves on the continent of Fódlan. While planning a theft in the seedy underbelly of Garreg Mach Monastery, they catch the interest of the enigmatic Yuri, who becomes quite interested in their plans.

Teen 2k words 1 ch Complete 60 kudos

Character Study · Crossover · Developing Friendships · Distrust· +8 more

The Flash (TV 2014)+1

Speedster in the Snow

by Scylla87 (orphan_account)

Leonard Snart is in the middle of pulling a job when a certain speedster shows up to interrupt him.

Teen 1.8k words 1 ch Complete 55 kudos

Thieving · job in progress · kissing as distraction · Minor Violence· +2 more