Toilets

Tag · 46 works

16 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 94% are complete. The average one runs about 3,800 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

Works

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NCT (Band)

A Lowkey Kind of Love Story

by Cydersyrup

“Doyoung,” Jaehyun says, visibly surprised. “What are you doing out so late?”He doesn’t even mention that Doyoung’s literally standing in the middle of the street holding a half-ass toilet in his hands (not whole-ass, because Yuta already ran off with the tank). Hell, Jaehyun’s not even looking at the toilet. He’s staring right into Doyoung’s eyes, posture lax underneath his heavy winter coat.“I’m out for a walk,” Doyoung says.“Pretty late for a walk, isn’t it?”“I was having a crisis.”(Or: Doyoung's less-than-orthodox recovery process from heartbreak, a guide)

Teen 30k words 10 ch Complete 754 kudos

Alternate Universe - College/University · Attempt at Humor · Body Modification · Crack Treated Seriously· +18 more

Noblesse (Manhwa)

Out of Order

by Applepie

Because really, don't you think toilets these days are way too advanced? Poor Rai.

General 652 words 1 ch Complete 101 kudos

Toilets · Ramen · Technology

VICTON (Band)

Extra Cheese

by thismighthurt

Sejun’s quest to find the cute guy who delivered him pizza goes far better for everyone else than it does for him—until, eventually, it does work out. (Warning: one very large spider ahead.)

General 4.1k words 1 ch Complete 96 kudos

Cinderella References · Fluff · Getting Together · Meet-Cute· +3 more

Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Album)+1

Hugs Gimme Hugs

by jedusaur

Grace learns the lyrics to Queen's entire oeuvre when she's two, how to kill a drac when she's four and a half, and what a flush toilet is for when she's nine.

Teen 1.7k words 1 ch Complete 94 kudos

Toilets · Growing Up · Podfic Available

Otbleski Eterny - Vera Kamsha

[ART] Бабочки в животе

by fandom OE Izlom 2024 (fandom_OE_Izlom_2021), Menedemos

По мотивам внутрикомандной заявки: (сквичное, мат) «настоящий Ракан испражняется бабочками, они щекотные и летают, зато не смердят. У Алв это вечная проблема, скрывают изо всех сил, про Рокэ кто-то (лучше если Ричард, он сильнее охуеет) случайно узнаёт».

General 1 ch Complete 55 kudos Russian

Alternate Universe · Butterflies · Digital Art · Don’t copy to another site· +10 more

Deltarune (Video Game)

Useless Ring

by Acrillex

Kris and Noelle had just been lucky enough to receive the valuable ThornRing from the strange salesman resting in the dumpster. Unfortunately, Noelle could only wear one ring at a time, and Kris, not wanting anyone to find out about the little figure floating in the FreezeRing, had a special method of disposing of the useless thing.

Teen 8.4k words 3 ch Complete 48 kudos

Addisons and Spamton G. Spamton are Siblings · Addisons are Siblings (Deltarune) · Blood and Gore · Digestion· +17 more

Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater

There are easier ways

by semicolonsandsimiles

“Ronan?” Adam poked his head around the bathroom door. “Are you--” He paused to take in the scene. “What’re you doing?” ---------------------- Ronan gets himself stuck in an absurd situation.

General 154 words 1 ch Complete 37 kudos

Crack? · Ficlet · Humor · Toilets· +1 more

プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ!| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)

A potentially explicit work

Explicit 1.7k words 5 ch Complete 33 kudos