Top Gear (UK) RPF+2
And On That Bombshell
by sami
Tonight! I interview the worst driver... in the world.Richard looks at a man in leather trousers...And the N5 Motorworks Rulan S is on our track.
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Hermitcraft SMP+1
Assorted Supplemental
by Sixteenthdays
Follow-up recordings as made by various archival employees, appended to formal statement files.(NOTE: The contents of this fic have now been incorporated into their full statement fics in the From the Archives series. This fic will no longer be updated; it's remaining up for archival purposes, but go to the series for future updates!)
Hermitcraft SMP
The Statue Garden
by Sixteenthdays
[GRIAN]Statement of Cleo… last name withheld for privacy- [CLEO]Good.[GRIAN]…um, (nervous chuckle) regarding a book of statuary. Statement recorded direct from subject, May first, 2022. Statement begins.
Last Life SMP Series+1
Werewolf Games
by Sixteenthdays
[GRIAN]Statement of... Scott S. Major, regarding a camping trip in the north of England with friends. Original interview transcribed three years ago, September 15th, 2019. Statement begins.
Hermitcraft SMP
The Joe Hills Podcast
by Sixteenthdays
[JOE]Howdy y’all, this is Joe Hills, recording as I always do from Nashville, Tennessee- [CLEO]Why do you always say that? We’re not even in America. [JOE]Look, Cleo, what you have to understand is that Nashville is not merely a place. It’s a state of being. Wherever my physical body may roam, in my heart I am always recording from Nashville, Tennessee.
Captain America (Movies)+3
The Barnes Files
by PaintedDoe
Dr. RAYNOR, Christina A.Patient: Sgt. BARNES, James B. — DOB 03/10/1917Session OneConducted by Dr. Christina A. Raynor10:30 AM, February 16, 2024Unit #124, 325 West 27th Street, New York City, NY, United States of America, EarthTranscript of recording as follows.
Hermitcraft SMP+1
The Art of Escape
by Sixteenthdays
[GRIAN]Statement of Ivory Cello, regarding her escape from solitary imprisonment. Original statement transcribed January 20th, 2014. Statement begins.
Hermitcraft SMP
The Vital Importance of
by Sixteenthdays
[GRIAN]So I’ve recieved a letter. The postman dropped it at the front desk; it’s addressed to ‘whoever has Etho’s job now, the VOID Institute, London.’ No return address, just the name ‘BDUBS.’ In all caps. I’ve only glanced at it so far, but it’s definitely intended as a statement. It’s a bit unusual, but we’ve had statements in letter form before, and I’m fairly sure there have even been a few mailed in over the years, so I figured I’d record this just like the others. So, statement of… Bdubs, no last name attached, regarding… my predecessor, I think. Received and recorded today, July 21st, 2022.
Hermitcraft SMP
Concerns from the
by Sixteenthdays
[GRIAN]It looks like this next statement wasn’t originally given as an interview with us, but instead found its way to the Institute attached to a bundle of blueprints deemed anomalous. The blueprints, as best as I can tell, are down in Artifact Storage now, but the attached letter got sent to us for archival. It’s fairly long, and appears to have been written in 2010 by an unnamed professor of architectural design at an unspecified university- probably in America, judging by the spellings- regarding concerns about a student named Tango Tek.
Hermitcraft SMP
Supplemental One-on-One
by Sixteenthdays
[SCAR]Polly found his cracker? (Feathers rustling) [GRIAN]I’ll kill you again, don’t think I won’t.
Evolution SMP+2
Camera Obscura
by Sixteenthdays
[GRIAN]Statement of- Martyn Littlewood? …Regarding… something that was watching him. Original interview transcribed June 2nd, 2016- oh, what? He never told me about this. Well. Statement begins.
Hermitcraft SMP
The Wastes
by Sixteenthdays
[GRIAN]Statement of Cub Fann, regarding a book of poetry and its effects on the surrounding landscape. Originally transcribed nine years ago, February 12, 2013. Statement begins.
Hermitcraft SMP
Immersive Storytelling
by Sixteenthdays
[GRIAN]I don’t believe your name is Ren Diggity Dog. [REN]That’s what Ma and Pa Dog named me at the hospital! Cross my heart! [GRIAN](Suspicious silence)[REN]Look, do you want my spooky scary story or not? [GRIAN]Fine, yes, I do, go ahead. Statement of (groans) Ren Diggity Dog, regarding… discoveries made in the course of a virtual treasure hunt. Recorded direct from subject today, June 17th, 2022. Statement begins.
Hermitcraft SMP
Research Questions
by Sixteenthdays
[GRIAN]Statement of Impulse Siv, regarding… an encounter with the entity detailed in Statement 9700111- [IMPULSE]Oh, his name is Zedaph! [GRIAN]…regarding an encounter with the entity known as Zedaph! Recorded direct from subject today, June 12, 2022. Statement begins.
Hermitcraft SMP
Ornithology
by Sixteenthdays
[PEARL]Statement of an absolute idiot- [GRIAN]Hey! [PEARL]-regarding an ill-advised trip to go see a woman who turns people into living statues, Grian- [GRIAN]Look, I assessed the risks, I knew it would probably be fine- [PEARL]You’re not fine!
Hermitcraft SMP
The Old Prospector
by Sixteenthdays
[GRIAN]Hello, desk- hello flickery light, hello tape recorder that’s probably already running for some reason- oh, it is good to be back. Statement of unknown, regarding… a childhood experience lost in a mine. Original statement recorded fifteen years ago, July 1st, 2007. Statement begins.
Hermitcraft SMP
Supplemental: Moonsick
by Sixteenthdays
[PEARL]Last night, I dreamt I was stars. (Supplemental audio to Statement 0220505 ("Stargazer") and Statement 0220528 ("Slumber Party"). Not archived.)
Hermitcraft SMP
Golden Eagle
by Sixteenthdays
[MUMBO]Er. Yes, hello. Um. This is Mumbo Jumbo recording case file- um, wait, archival assistant, I probably should have said that after my name- oh, now I’ve messed it up. Um. Let me try again.Mumbo Jumbo, archival assistant, recording case file 0171221, statement of H. Bomb, regarding the actions of a friend during a game of tag. There we go.I’m… filling in for our head archivist today while we try and figure out where he’s run off to. You know, I hope he feels bad about not being here for this statement, after Impulse spent weeks trying to find it again for him.
Hermitcraft SMP
Deckbuilding Basics
by Sixteenthdays
[GRIAN]Statement of unnamed… unnamed? Not unknown? Hold on… (papers shuffle) …Wasn’t it ‘unknown’ on the desert one? …Yeah, I thought so... weird. Why would they be labeled differently? Etho was pretty consistent about his formatting, at least from what I’ve seen so far. I guess we’ll find out. Statement of unnamed, regarding an encounter with a… trading card collector. Interview originally transcribed ten years ago, August 8th, 2012. Statement begins.
Hermitcraft SMP
Supplemental PTO
by Sixteenthdays
[XISUMA]I really think- [GRIAN]I told you, I’m not going to take any time off.(Supplemental audio to Statement 0220625 ("Ornithology").)