Captain America - All Media Types
Turnips
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One Direction (Band)
A potentially explicit work
My Hero Academia
Turnips
by bigfootsghostwriter
In third year, Bakugou and Midoriya are rebuilding their friendship. Let's just say, old inside jokes die hard.
Game of Thrones (TV)+1
Wolfgirl
by swimmingfox
Sandor captures Arya as she runs away from the Brotherhood. They bicker. A lot. And encounter some other people along the road... Hints of Sandor/Sansa, growing rather stronger, and a lot of Sandor and Arya bitchin'. Darkness and hilarity! Becomes QUITE AU.
Captain America - All Media Types
A potentially explicit work
Captain America - All Media Types+1
A potentially explicit work
Batman - All Media Types+4
Ectober Week 2021
by ghostly_scripts
My works for Ectober Week 2021!Day One - Headstone/Boo: Danny has a talk with a friend. (Crossover with The Sandman)Day Two - Pumpkin: Danny meets a really strange thief...Day Three - Cobwebs: Ever felt a cobweb where there weren't any?Day Four - Insect: Team Phantom watch the butterflies (this is shameless butterfly propaganda!)Day Five - Circus: Dick Grayson meets a runaway.Day Six - Summoning: Ugh, these guys again... (Crossover with Supernatural)Day Seven - Insomnia: Three bros, chilling in a room full of comatose people, with several cans of Monster between them because they need to be sleep-deprived. (Continuation of the previous chapter.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
The Seaweed Brain and the Wise Girl
by gillyporter
Percy and Annabeth have been best friends since they were twelve. Since they met at a summer camp. Now, by some miracle, they still both live in New York. Annabeth' stepmom will not drop the subject of Annabeth supposedly needing a boyfriend. Percy agrees to fake date her, but what happens if they start to wish for it to be real?
Fallout (Video Games)+1
A potentially explicit work
Dragon Age - All Media Types
Fundamental Forces or
by orphan_account
Hawke is in Kirkwall in the post-Inquisition, pre-Trespasser world. She installs herself at Viscount's Keep with Varric and accidentally almost marries him off.
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
if james fleamont potter
by Anonymous
In which Remus and Sirius skive off Bonfire Night. or - Sirius is unpredictable, Remus is always paying attention, James is a good friend and Peter really likes bread.Also: nothing beats enchanted turnips, wouldn't you say so?
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Sweet Mother I Cannot Weave
by lesbinope
Drawing of the woman yelling at cat meme but Fleur is holding turnips and Hermione is holding a knife, since it has fallen on me to defend the honor of a wonderful, perfectly fine, healthy, delicious, fibrous vegetable. This is a direct response to Much Ado Aboot Vegetables by Cumbersome, who is not a turnip but a wonderful, perfectly fine, healthy, delicious, fibrous human.
Dragon Age - All Media Types
Fundamental Forces (or, Root Causes)
by pinehutch
Hawke is in Kirkwall in the post-Inquisition, pre-Trespasser world. She installs herself at Viscount's Keep with Varric and accidentally almost marries him off.
One Direction (Band)
A potentially explicit work
Villainous (Cartoon)
Mistakes Were Made
by Queen_of_Garbage
Black Hat finds himself in and unusual, but not entirely unfamiliar predicament: he's pregnant. This time with some half-human spawns. With his powers waning, and everything out to get him, who exactly can Black Hat trust?
Last Unicorn - Peter S. Beagle
A potentially explicit work
Schitt's Creek+2
A potentially explicit work
Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
A Heart Wants
by INSPIRETOWRITE
His breath didn’t catch. His heart didn’t skip. He was glad they didn’t.
Voltron: Legendary Defender
Turnips and Tulips
by TheSilentWolf13
“What. Did. You. Do” Keith said quietly, too quietly for Lance’s liking. Only able to think of one thing that might have ticked Keith off he replied “Um if this is about the empty packets in the fridge because I-“ He was cut off before he could finish, which in his opinion was quite rude of his fiancé. “No! My turnips!” The raven erupted pointing towards the Tv, where a room of spoiled turnips served as evidence for horrendous crime committed. “What?” He asked genuinely confused, eyes flickering from the screen to the man before him a couple of time to try to piece together an explanation. “They are spoiled”. “Opps maybe just time skip back”. “Great idea!” Keith fumed “Why don’t I get a time machine and go to right before you decided to go on animal crossing and!” he stopped talking and whether intended or not made a strangling motion. Or basically Keith, Lance and many animal crossing mishaps
Mad Max Series (Movies)
theres a mad man in the
by lindt_barton (liznt)
“There’s a mad man in the gulrubb field!” cried Cheedo, with a grin that’s sayin’ /your Mad Man/. Some sort of h/c drabble.