Teen Wolf (TV)
You Smell So Divine I
by crossroadswrite
“No baby. You’re just predictable like that.” “Am not.” He’s not pouting. He’s twenty-three and has a degree, he pays bills, he’s a grown man and a responsible werewolf, he does not pout. “Ever since you caught that pretty scent the kids’ babysitter leaves behind you’ve been there like clockwork, Derrie. And don’t pout honey, it’s not attractive.” “I’m not pouting,” he lies. “Derek, sweetheart, that’s your pouting voice, don’t lie to your mother.” Derek grumbles, “He smells like sunshine and pop tarts.” Like that’s an explanation for his behavior. --OR-- In which no one is dead, the Hale ladies are all sorts of amazing, soulmates and werewolves are a thing and there are stupid boys with stupid crushes on each other.