absolute garbage

Tag · 21 works

12 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 83% are complete. The average one runs about 7,500 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

Cold Metal and Warm Skin

by Not_an_American_kid

A collection of tiny (and somewhat long) fics about Dr. Bowman and HAL 9000 (Do not think for a second that I am not ashamed of this)

Teen 59k words 39 / ? ch In progress 465 kudos

Alternate Universe · Angst · Autistic David Bowman · Canon Divergence· +29 more

Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson

Spacing out

by orphan_account

Evan can't leave the house for half an hour without coming home to his boyfriends sobbing on the couch. Not that he blames them.//Basically Evan leaves to get groceries and in that time Connor starts dissociating, and Jared isn't sure what to do when Connor snaps out of it and into a full fledge panic attack. //

Teen 1k words 1 ch Complete 233 kudos

Panic Attacks · I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping · absolute garbage · I hate myself· +13 more

Rise of the Guardians (2012)

Eyebrows

by Anonymous

"Hey, Pitch? What happened to your eyebrows?"Pitch Black, the Boogeyman and the King of Nightmares, archenemy of the Guardians and long-time foe of the Man in the Moon himself, blinked. Twice.He then carefully closed his book, carefully placed it on the small iron table at his side, and carefully drew the small black fox cub lying on his lap a little closer towards himself, before carefully leveling a glare at the (ill-advised and quite possibly insane) winter spirit grinning at him."What," he asked, carefully and deliberately, "are you doing in my home?"

General 1.1k words 1 ch Complete 170 kudos

Humor · garbage · absolute garbage · Not serious at all· +6 more

Final Fantasy XV

Youll Float Too

by mahbecks

“Okay, hold up a second,” Prompto interjected. “You two knew there was some weird old guy living in the sewers? ...and this doesn’t weird you out?”“His name is Ardyn,” Noctis supplied. "Ardyn Izunia.""Rumor has it, he was once a member of the royal family," Ignis added. "But he was cursed, and when the people who once loved him grew to fear him, he retreated deep into the sewers, never to return to the surface."Except, it seemed, to heckle the innocent people who passed him by. -OR, the story in which Ardyn haunts the sewers of Insomnia, Prompto loses his phone, and Ignis displays a little too much enthusiasm for cleaning products.A Halloween crack fic, inspired by "It" and not meant to be taken too seriously!

Teen 4.9k words 1 ch Complete 162 kudos

Humor · Crack · halloween fic · Explicit Language· +6 more

Stray Kids (Band)

Clip-Clap Slip-Slap

by CHRISpyCHEESus

Wait, what happened Felix? Chatfic I threw together in a few minutes a year ago.... I- I'm sorry? Honestly don't waste your time, this is trash.

General 302 words 1 ch Complete 65 kudos

Chatting & Messaging · I Am Sorry · Texting · This is trash· +11 more

The Musketeers (2014)

November

by Anonymous

D’Artagnan hates this time of year, when the oranges and yellows and reds of autumn slowly fade into the bleak grayness that lies somewhere between autumn and winter. It reminds him of the death of his father, the catalyst to him becoming Milady's pet assassin. Predictably, he doesn't do terribly well.Luckily, he has his friends to help him.(Or: d'Artagnan mopes. That's it. That's all this story is about.)

Teen 2k words 1 ch Complete 55 kudos

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting · Secret agents AU · d'Artagnan has issues · but his friends are here to help him out· +9 more

Rain World (Video Game)

Collage of stories

by Konnman

Survivor and Monk had an amazing childhood... that changed when Survivor was 10 and Monk was 8.

Teen 19k words 15 / ? ch In progress 43 kudos

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting · Anger · Blackmail · Blood· +30 more

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

The surprise

by Emmy_O

Luna lovegood and cho chang become good friends, but can they be more than that? Or: A Luna/Cho oneshot bc this ship is garbage, and I love it.

General 460 words 1 ch Complete 4 kudos

Cho needs a hug · Draco needs to calm down · absolute garbage · but i dont care· +1 more

Stray Kids (Band)

Dangerous Love

by Straykisses

This is absolute shit. I wrote part of this like a few weeks ago then i got bored and wrote what ever so this is unedited shit. Idk where i was going with this. Enjoy reading trash i guess.

Teen 640 words 1 ch Complete

Angst · Cheating · Hanahaki Disease · Hugs· +7 more