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Batman - All Media Types+1

The Evening Everything Changed

by Glimare

The Justice League made a house call, meet the kids, have dinner, and get one-upped by Bruce as they make their deal.

General 8.7k words 1 ch Complete 873 kudos

Alternate Universe · Daddy Not Bats · Identity Reveal · dinner!· +3 more

Batman - All Media Types+3

A Father's Request

by Glimare

Superman doesn't really want to listen to Bruce Wayne's proposal. Maybe a timely interruption will get him to at least listen to it. Who knows. Maybe it'll change the world.

General 5.3k words 1 ch Complete 845 kudos

Domestic Batfamily (DCU) · Alternate Universe · what if batman quit to be a dad · Everyone aged down!· +6 more

Batman - All Media Types

Kidnapping Bets

by Glimare

The batkids are kidnapped. Again. They aren't impressed.

General 1.3k words 1 ch Complete 753 kudos

Bets · Crack · Daddy Not Bats · Ice Cream please!· +5 more

Batman - All Media Types

Not Giving a Hoot

by Glimare

Bruce gets called to Gotham Academy because Dick beat up a senior who tried to control him. Justice is served on all sides and a legend is remembered.

General 2.9k words 1 ch Complete 553 kudos

Alternate Universe · Court of Owls · Daddy Not Bats · Worldbuilding· +4 more

Batman - All Media Types

Cold Misunderstandings

by Glimare

Jason isn't acting like himself, and for some reason, people at school are worried he's not acting up. Time to call in Bruce and get to the bottom of this.

General 3k words 1 ch Complete 506 kudos

Adults being stupid · Daddy Not Bats · Jason Todd Loves Chili Dogs · Ms. Gorgon is evil· +3 more

Batman - All Media Types+1

Wayne Family Rules

by Glimare

Just the rules the family lives by in this universe.Enjoy

General 428 words 1 ch Complete 504 kudos

Alternate Universe · Daddy Not Bats · Don't anger the butler · Jason's the reason for three of them· +4 more

Batman - All Media Types+2

Luthor’s Visit

by Glimare

Luthor tries to have a business meeting with Bruce. Instead, he has a meeting with the Wayne family, and they have to know, "boxers or briefs".

General 2.9k words 1 ch Complete 492 kudos

Boxers or briefs · Daddy Not Bats · Distractions · batman or superman· +5 more

Batman - All Media Types

Wheels on the Bus

by Glimare

Bruce is chaperoning a kindergarten field trip and takes a nap on the bus. Some kids don't approve so Timmy defends him by telling them about the wild heroic adventure he had last night. Good thing adults don't believe 5yr old's wild stories.

General 856 words 1 ch Complete 450 kudos

Daddy Not Bats · Field Trip · Napping · Song fic· +4 more

Batman - All Media Types

Suspension

by Glimare

When all four Wayne children were suspended for fighting in one afternoon, child services had to be called in. Thankfully, this one rolled high in perception and is aligned good.

General 2.1k words 1 ch Complete 429 kudos

Daddy Not Bats · dnb · social services isn't always the bad guy

Dream SMP+2

lavender from a distance

by churningwishes

Dream realizes with a start he's falling behind in the advanced English class he took in order to get ahead (what a shocker). After sleeping through the class reading of Hamlet one too many times, he decides that his best bet is to ask the dearly beloved, school resident genius for some help.Unfortunately, Technoblade Craft absolutely hates his guts. (Right?)

Teen 22k words 9 / ? ch In progress 399 kudos

Characters only · Denial · Dreamnoblade - Freeform · Fluff· +12 more

Batman - All Media Types

Fighting Bullies

by Glimare

Bruce gets called into the principal's office because all his kids got into fights in one day. Impressive as it is, this is not good behavior. That is, until he learns exactly why.

Teen 5.4k words 1 ch Complete 386 kudos

Bullying · Daddy Not Bats · Reasons to fight · Sorry Not Sorry· +6 more

Batman - All Media Types

Demon Pup Comes Home

by Glimare

After the Justice League dismantles Ra's al Ghul's plans, Superman's small discovery while X-Raying the entire compound leads to the growth of the Wayne household. We also learn exactly why Bruce decided to call him to his office nearly two years ago.AKA Baby Dami

Teen 10k words 3 ch Complete 372 kudos

A rare Batman appearance · Backstory · Daddy Not Bats · Daddy time!· +10 more

Batman - All Media Types

Prank Calls

by Glimare

While in a corporate meeting, the conference phone rings and a certain troublemaker is setting his father up with whoever is on the other end. So of course, Bruce takes action.

General 1.8k words 1 ch Complete 344 kudos

Daddy Not Bats · Prank Calls · dnb · don't leave your kids unattended with your phone· +1 more

Batman - All Media Types

Lovely Interview

by Glimare

Bruce has to do a live interview and can't get a babysitter. So of course, Jason and Tim crash the party. But who is watching the show? ;)

General 3k words 1 ch Complete 332 kudos

Daddy Not Bats · Ex Girlfriends · Kids say the darndest things · Oh look! a ship!· +6 more

Batman - All Media Types

Grandkids

by Glimare

'Uncle' Clark takes the Wayne family to a very special place: the Kent farm. Let's see how that goes.

General 7.5k words 1 ch Complete 312 kudos

Daddy Not Bats · Family Trip · bromance? · dawwww· +6 more

Batman - All Media Types

Skipping

by Glimare

Bruce gets called to the elementary school because of Timmy, but this time, no one's in trouble.

General 1.9k words 1 ch Complete 310 kudos

Daddy Not Bats · Fluff · School · dnb

Minecraft - Fandom+1

Fuck Traditional Marriage, I'm Marrying My Rival

by Doctordeathdafuck

Techno is rich as hell. Dream is practically homeless. Dream's brother Schlatt has died and left him with a tiny Tubbo. Techno's parents are mentally abusive. Dream lost his house at 16. Techno moved into his own flat at 16. The only thing these two have in common is their desperation. What happens when two friends decide to get platonically married to solve their problems? Will feelings get involved or will they stay just good friends.Credits to the person who gave me this prompt.

Teen 1.9k words 3 / ? ch In progress 293 kudos

Dreamnoblade - Freeform · Family · Fluff · Friends to Lovers· +36 more

Batman - All Media Types

Uncle?

by Glimare

When Bruce sneaks out of movie night, it has to be for a good reason. So Dick goes downstairs to find out why and his brothers soon follow.Bruce had a very good reason.

Teen 3k words 1 ch Complete 289 kudos

A game at the dinner table · Daddy Not Bats · Hurt/Comfort · Lots of Hurt· +4 more