except them

Tag · 37 works

24 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 79% are complete. The average one runs about 6,800 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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The Witcher (TV)

Parallels and Repeat

by Ghxst_Bird

In which Geralt becomes increasingly more upset, Jaskier‘s mental state is questionable at best, and Roach would prefer she belong to someone who isn’t as emotionally constipated.

Teen 6.7k words 1 ch Complete 1.5k kudos

Angst · Hurt · Mild Comfort · Mutual Pining· +7 more

Lifesteal SMP+2

anyone but him (it's him)

by chrspflue (chrs_flue)

Derapchu is in a bad mood. It's obvious to everyone — especially his friends — so they all give him a wide berth. And that does not help in the slightest. The reason isn't dramatic or overemotional. He has to get tutoring. He doesn't even mind that part — he needs all the help he can get with calculus. The problem is that his tutor is Wifies. Wifies, who is annoying. Wifies, who has the audacity to claim that HE'S Parrot's best friend. Not Derapchu. Him. Clearly, the universe hates him.derapchu is FAILING math and wifies now has to tutor him. it's fine. everything is fiiinneeee. (its not) or: two idiots who everyone already assumed were dating, a fake relationship that spirals completely out of control, and the mutual pining neither of them are willing to acknowledge

Teen 11k words 8 ch Complete 717 kudos

Alternate Universe - High School · Attempt at Humor · Author Is Sleep Deprived · Coffee date· +24 more

Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan+1

Texting

by Mikan42

Will and Nico texting drives everyone insane and Hazel just wants her brother to be happy.

General 1.6k words 1 ch Complete 684 kudos

Fluff · Too much fluff · Texting · Slow Burn· +4 more

The Untamed (TV)+1

Operation: Sect Leaders

by postcardssoul

How JC and NHS broke the cultivation world, driving everyone to place bets about the relationship they are in, according to everyone except for them. Featuring: gifts and a lot of letters between the Junior Squad getting more desperate every day.

Teen 30k words 10 ch Complete 672 kudos

Everyone Thinks They're Together · Everyone ships them · Getting Together · Letters· +6 more

SPY x FAMILY (Manga)+1

on the subject of red

by sushibomb

[in all honesty, this little idea was born purely out of ever-present pettiness, and his aching need to bring Twilight down a notch or two.Just once does he want to see the normally unflappable Twilight lose his composure, and see Mr. Hunky Blond Super Spy experience that one very specific thing that he and all the other dateless losers in the world constantly experience in the presence of a beautiful woman that they are obviously—and hopelessly—attracted to.Put bluntly, Frankie just wants to see the Great Spy finally succumb to his primal and horny side—and see him go full-on woof woof awooga for his insanely hot wife.] Or, Frankie convinces Yor to surprise Twilight by wearing his glasses in order to see him lose his cool, and instead ends up getting a small glimpse into a fake relationship that clearly isn’t all that fake anymore.

Teen 4.4k words 1 ch Complete 341 kudos

accidental wingman Franky is everything · Flirting · my own take on the Red Glasses · Franky being petty· +9 more

TWICE (Band)

all this (and love, too)

by skyclectic

This is how it should be. This is how the three of them were always meant to be. ----- Or, the one where everyone thinks Nayeon, Jeongyeon and Jihyo are already dating, and how the three of them come to the same realisation themselves.

Teen 6.4k words 1 ch Complete 331 kudos

3mix is the best mix · Best Friends · Everyone Thinks They're Together · Fools in Love· +2 more

Rivers of London - Ben Aaronovitch

Then Make No Sound

by DoreyG

"Seawoll asked me if you were my 'bit of fluff on the side'," Nightingale blurts, and then goes very staring and silent - eyes bulging, skin paling, the whole kit and caboodle as... Somebody has probably said. Somewhere. Once. A long moment ticks by.

General 1.1k words 1 ch Complete 313 kudos

Everyone Thinks They're Together · everyone thinks they're doing it · except them · Until this· +4 more

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Everyone knows he doesn’t have a girlfriend, Julian

by glassneko

A new law has been established, and all Cardassians must leave the station—unless they are married to a member of Starfleet. No one thinks this will be a problem for Garak, except for Julian, who wants to help in the worst way possible and is somehow ruining everything.

General 4k words 1 ch Complete 309 kudos

Angst · Background Odo/Quark · Bad Communication · Complete· +32 more

BTS

Drunk Words Are Sober

by MSch (TheSchProductions)

Kim Taehyung and Jeon Jungkook are very close friends, but sometimes they confuse themselves. And there have been some times when alcohol was a mediator for what they really felt for each other, because, you know, drunk words are just sober thoughts after all.Or: The four times Jungkook and Taehyung were drunk, and the one time they tried to avoid it.

Teen 13k words 5 ch Complete 300 kudos

subtle yoonmin cause i'm trash · Canon Compliant · Drunken Confessions · Drunkenness· +25 more

Stray Kids (Band)

you may be ahead but

by jeonginsleftdimple

Minho has hated Seungmin for as long as he could remember.

General 18k words 15 / ? ch In progress 257 kudos

Enemies to Lovers · Academic Rivals to Lovers · Alternate Universe - College/University · Sharing a Bed· +62 more

The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types+2

Unexpected Presents

by Illegible_Scribble

At Bilbo's 111th birthday party, Sam woefully convinces himself Frodo would never have eyes for him, making him oblivious to Frodo's desperate attempts to get Sam's romantic attention. Merry and Pippin have witnessed this going on between them for years, and finally decide to do something about it.

General 3.7k words 1 ch Complete 185 kudos

Pre-Quest · Bilbo's Birthday Party · Fluff · Mutual Pining· +6 more

Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types

Dear Darling

by WitchWannabe

Amy got into the habit of calling Sonic “darling”, so He started calling her “dear” as a joke. Little did they know, it stopped being a joke a while ago. Had this idea in bedNo beta

General 1.5k words 1 ch Complete 123 kudos

First Kiss · Fluff · Love Confessions · My knowledge of the universe is limited to· +12 more

Zootopia (Disney Movies)

Everyone knows

by NekoGirl1999

Everyone knows.Except them.

General 3k words 3 ch Complete 112 kudos

Denial · Gary is a sweetheart · Idiots in Love · Interspecies Relationship(s)· +6 more