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The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien+2

Certain as the Sun

by Rosa_Cotton

Whether destined soulmates, separated by different worlds, or attempting courtship while on the trail, Kili and Bilbo will find each other. Ficlets for Kilbo Week. Bookverse, movieverse, AU.

General 941 words 1 ch Complete 755 kudos

Soul Bond · Soulmates · Promises · Matchmaking· +37 more

No Fandom

Tommy tried the sleep trend on Tiktok

by Hornoftheunicorn

“How come you baby him but not me Ranboo!” Tubbo pouted and watched with a fake pout as Ranboo glanced at him with a raised brow as if to say, ‘you really want to go there?’ Tubbo hummed.Don't yell at me, you looked for this.

General 1.3k words 1 ch Complete 504 kudos

Aimsey the mum · Chaotic Toby Smith | Tubbo · Cuddling · Fluff· +15 more

To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before (2018)+1

You and Me Forevermore

by Samwrites

Peter Kavinsky couldn’t remember when he realized that he wanted to marry Lara Jean Song Covey one day. He just knows, at 25, he wants to buy a ring and plan a proposal and be married./Lara Jean Song Covey always knew since she was a little girl that she would one day get married. She was now certain, at the age of 25, that she was going to marry Peter Grant Kavinsky. Or two times Peter tries to propose, one time Lara Jean tries, and a final time where they both propose.

General 2.7k words 1 ch Complete 363 kudos

Marriage Proposal · fail · Just lots of fluff · and awkward fails· +2 more

Dragon Age

Cupids Chokehold

by synergy

Written for this prompt on the DA kinkmeme: What with all the running in hiding in Fereldan whether by dint of family or self being an apostate, there is bound to be a Hawke that is not-so-good-with-relationships. Anons, I want to see Hawke being an idiot about his crush on m!LI in a hilarious manner--confidence eroded maybe, stumbling over words, doing absolutely insane/stupid things to gain the object of his affection's attention. AKA Hawke fails at courting.

Teen 3.8k words 1 ch Complete 306 kudos

courting · fail · Humor · Kink Meme

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

One Night

by WorldofWriting

Prompt from probably-voldemort on Tumblr: “I know we just met like half an hour ago and we definitely came here to hook up but like my brother just had a baby so would you mind putting this on pause for a bit? You can come meet her too she’s probably a really cute baby.”Hermione just wants to unwind after a hard week. Her plans are derailed pretty quickly.(This fic was called "The Detour that Never Ended" for like 48 hours, but I decided I didn't like it.)

General 1.9k words 1 ch Complete 247 kudos

One Night Stand · fail · night at a hospital · Hospitals· +17 more

Miraculous Ladybug

Like a cat in the night

by Chatspunsaregold52

Adrien catches his daughter trying to sneak in after an akuma attack... and drops a bit of a bombshell on her.

General 322 words 1 ch Complete 187 kudos

Cute li'l kitten · Nostalgia · Reveal · Second generation heroes· +4 more

Sherlock (TV)

WORDLOCKED

by Queerasil

Four stories in which Someone messes with the autocorrect on John's phone, Sherlock attempts to sext John, Sherlock and John play Two Truths and Lie, and Sherlock texts John after the fall and during the hiatus.

General 2.4k words 4 ch Complete 107 kudos

Auto Correct · Confession · Cute · Fluff· +10 more

The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types+3

No Good Deed

by havetaoque

Peter posts an ad on Craigslist and immediately gets roasted.

Teen 627 words 1 ch Complete 107 kudos

Window Washing · Craigslist · ads · charity - Freeform· +6 more

Hamilton - Miranda

Eliza The Evil Genius-

by orphan_account

Let the games begin

General 1.7k words 6 ch Complete 104 kudos

getting locked in rooms · arguing a whole lot · Arguing · getting locked in a room together· +21 more

Hunter X Hunter

You Can Cry Hunter x

by Kirbydesu248

Gon is determined to make Killua cry. It's not that he wants his best friend to be sad, but he doesn't think it's very healthy that the former assassin keeps everything inside. So he's taken on the mission of trying to crack his assassin shell. Sorry, I'm really bad at summaries. Fluffy, KilluGon friendship. (Review Please!)

General 1.7k words 1 ch Complete 98 kudos

cry · friend · friends - Freeform · Friendship· +13 more

Katekyou Hitman Reborn!

friendship

by ShatteringDesire (orphan_account)

Sometimes, he wondered whom he wanted more – the School’s idol, Sasagawa Kyoko, or his lovely – amazing, wonderful, adorable, beautiful – best friend, you.

General 892 words 1 ch Complete 91 kudos

Ficlet · Friendship/Love · slight AU · Cute· +5 more

Hunter X Hunter

Forever Hunter x Hunter

by Kirbydesu248

What would have happened if Ikalgo wasn't there to save Killua in the cave that day? Would anyone be there to save him? How would Gon react? "Ne, Killua? Let's stay together forever, okay?" "Sure, Gon. We'll always be together. Forever." ...I'm actually really sorry that I wrote this. I am a complete monster. The feels are strong with this one. REVIEW PLEASE!

Teen 2.2k words 1 ch Complete 84 kudos

Friendship · Killugon - Freeform · Sad · Tragedy· +10 more

SEVENTEEN (Band)

Id Like to Propose 51

by LlamaCow

“Mingyu, will you marry me?”Mingyu stared in disbelief at the ring his boyfriend was holding out to him. How did he end up here? This was all wrong. It was too early.“No.”Before he could explain himself the ring box was snapped shut and Seungkwan was running away from him down the creaky pier. Believe it or not, this is a story about Mingyu, not Seungkwan, trying to propose. 5 times Mingyu tries to propose and 1 time he actually does...sort of

Teen 3.4k words 1 ch Complete 84 kudos

5+1 Things · proposal · fail · Mingyu struggles· +3 more

Hetalia: Axis Powers

Take of sip of my secret

by Crazy_Sassy_Cassie

England has been spending months working a love potion so America can be his. What happens when a certain Frenchman walks over at the wrong time and England's plan blows up right in his face? Short chapters, Country names used.

General 1.2k words 1 ch Complete 73 kudos

Usuk is one sided · FrUs is main · love potion · Magic· +8 more