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The Umbrella Academy (TV)

It’s Comedy and it’s Tragedy and it’s Ours

by shipNslash

“Davey! Morning, sleepy head,” Klaus greets, waggling his hand in greeting.“Who, uh,” Dave swallows and glances at the empty bed. “Who’re you talking to?”“Manger?” Klaus explains, confused.And maybe he sees something on Dave’s face or maybe he puts the clues together, but his face goes white and his eyes go wide. “No,” he whispers faintly.~Five times Dave gets a little closer to unlocking Klaus Hargreeves’ Tragic Backstory™ and the one time he manages to figure Klaus out.

Teen 5.6k words 1 ch Complete 2.5k kudos

5 Things · 5+1 · 5+1 Things · Dave is trying so hard· +13 more

Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)

haunted by the ghost of you

by coykoi

“You got it, Peter Parker,” Michelle says with a little laugh, touching her necklace again as she turns away and goes over to the stack of cups. We are happy to serve you. Embarrassing how it’s so true in this case.OR: MJ and all of the things that Peter Parker has left behind.

Teen 8k words 5 ch Complete 2.2k kudos

Angst · Fix It · Fluff · Memory Loss· +10 more

The Umbrella Academy (TV)

Two’s Company, Ten’s a Family

by shipNslash

Klaus frowns a little. “Oh, right, sorry. Dave, this is my mother, Grace Hargreeves, a robot.”Dave blinks once, slowly. “...a robot..?” He repeats.Klaus nods enthusiastically. “Yeah. Mom, please meet David Katz, my boy- my best friend.”~Dave’s first month in the future, as told through five times Dave is introduced to Klaus’ family and the one time he is introduced as a part of the family.

Teen 7.1k words 1 ch Complete 2.1k kudos

5 Things · 5+1 Things · Alive Dave · Boy are these kids messed up· +12 more

The Umbrella Academy (TV)

If it’s You Then it’s Me

by shipNslash

“The future is stupid,” Dave huffs before sliding past her. “I’m going to take a nap.”Vanya quirks an eyebrow at Klaus. “What was that about?”“He found out about inflation,” Klaus stage-whispers.~_~Five times Klaus helps Dave adjust to the future and the one time he seems to do just fine on his own.

Teen 4.9k words 1 ch Complete 2k kudos

5 Things · 5+1 · 5+1 Things · Alive Dave· +10 more

The Umbrella Academy (TV)

The Words We Speak

by shipNslash

Klaus rolls his eyes. “I’m a pansexual, non-binary, homeless junkie with more daddy issues than all of the Jackson Five combined,” he bites out, tone flat.Dave squints and wracks his brain for some kind of clue as to what Klaus is trying to say. “I- pansexual? Jackson Five?”~Klaus’ first month in Vietnam, as told through five times Dave and Klaus confuse each other with slang terms and the one time they understand each other perfectly.

Teen 3.8k words 1 ch Complete 2k kudos

5 Things · 5+1 Things · And also confused the hell out of those sweet 60’s boys · Army Slang· +10 more

Voltron: Legendary Defender

Lost Boys Like Me

by DeerstalkerDeathFrisbee

When Shiro was sixteen he promised his eight-year-old brother something.“Keith, you know you can ask my anything, ok? Anything at all and I’ll always tell you the truth.”“Anything? Like, where do babies come from and is Santa real and is mom crazy and do woodchucks actually chuck wood? Because I’ve never seen one do that.”“Ok. I’ll tell you the truth if I know it.”“You know everything, Shiro, so it’s okay.”“…Do you really want to know where babies come from and if Santa’s real?”“Nah, but I am curious about the woodchucks thing.”Shiro has regretted that promise for seventeen years. Five times someone asked Shiro for advice.

General 2.1k words 1 ch Complete 1.9k kudos

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting · five things · Keith and Shiro are Siblings · Family· +1 more

The Umbrella Academy (TV)

This Place We Call Our Home

by shipNslash

“Are you busy?” Diego raises an eyebrow and smirks. “Because it looks like you were busy.”Dave shakes his head frantically. “No! Not busy!”“Yes! Yes, we were about to be very busy!” Klaus snaps at Diego, curling up around Dave.~_~Five times Dave gets to bond with his new family and the one time he lets his old family go.

Teen 7.3k words 1 ch Complete 1.8k kudos

5 Things · 5+1 · 5+1 Things · Alive Dave· +14 more

The Umbrella Academy (TV)

And the Darkness Spoke Thus

by shipNslash

“Well, yeah, but... I’m all...” Klaus gestures first to himself. “And you’re all,” and then he makes a sweeping gesture over Dave’s general presence, from his tidy appearance to his blue eyes to his soft smile.Dave frowns. “I’m not all apple pies and picket fences, Klaus,” he says in that frustratingly casual voice of his. “If anything, you should find yourself some different friends here in camp.”~Five times Dave thinks he isn’t good enough for Klaus and the one time Klaus makes his opinion on the matter very clear.

Teen 5.3k words 1 ch Complete 1.6k kudos

5 Things · 5+1 Things · Alive Dave · Dave lives· +18 more

The Umbrella Academy (TV)

I Wouldn’t Lie (About This)

by shipNslash

Klaus feels frozen, eyes locked with the figure in the corner. “But- there’s a ghost, Allison! Right there!”Allison squints and looks to where Klaus is pointing. “And? Is it doing something?” She asks, planting her hands on her hips.“Doing something?” Klaus laughs a little and it sounds hysterical, even to his own ears. “She’s being a ghost! She’s dead and staring at us!”~Five times one of his siblings don’t believe what Klaus has to say about the dead and one sibling who doesn’t believe what he has to say about the living. Featuring five misguided Hargreeves, one very exasperated ghost, and our resident Gay Disaster™.

Teen 4.6k words 1 ch Complete 1.4k kudos

5 Things · 5+1 · Ben Hargreeves is Dead · Drug Addiction· +10 more

The Avengers (Marvel Movies)

The Right Thing in the

by igrockspock

People don't ask why Pepper sticks by Tony as often as they should, and if they did, she probably wouldn't tell them the truth: that he's never left her alone on the one day she actually needs him.

Teen 3.9k words 1 ch Complete 1.3k kudos

Getting Together · five things · Backstory

Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)

The World May Never Know

by SadieYuki

How many lies does it take to get to the center of a Jim Kirk?Or, five times Jim Kirk hid the truth from Leonard McCoy, and one time he finally opened up.

Teen 9.6k words 6 ch Complete 1.2k kudos

McKirk Mini Bang 2016 · brief mention of a potential eating disorder · non-graphic past torture of a child · Tarsus IV· +8 more