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How NOT to Sleep on the

by PetrichorPerfume

So YOU’RE looking to avoid sleeping on the couch tonight. I get it. Maybe you’re a reformed personification of evil and you slip up an insult entire species sometimes. Or maybe you’re just too good at sex and it’s overwhelming to your partner(s). Maybe you’re just too handsome. Maybe your partner sends you to the couch for no reason whatsoever. No matter why you’re looking to avoid the Couch of Doom, following these five easy steps will get you back into your loved one’s bed (and hopefully their pants, too) in no time at all.

Teen 940 words 1 ch Complete 406 kudos

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