Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Percy Weasley and The Prefect Job That Isn't A Vanity Role
by adiduck (book_people), joisbishmyoga
In Which Prefects Have Very Specific Training And Delineated Duties, Namely Handling Exactly One (1) Dormful Of Kids-OR- Percy Is Dorm Mom To Five Boys And No One Else-OR- In Which McGonagall Pictured Prefect Oliver Wood For Two Minutes, Turned Green, And Gave Percy The Badge Despite The Sheer Number Of Responsibilities He Already Had, And It Did Not End In DisasterThe Notes For A Fic That Will Not Be WrittenNo, Really, It Won't, Please Don't Ask