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ragebaiting
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23 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 70% are complete. The average one runs about 6,000 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.
Works
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Unstable Universe (Web Series)
Porcelain
by xx0ul
based of my beloved hc that gambit and crucible are like the demon and angel on your shoulder and only wemmbu can see them. … Wemmbu sat cross-legged on the floor of his base, both maces laid out in front of him. He dipped the cloth into the bucket of water, wringing it out before starting on Crucible's handle. The metal was still warm from yesterday's fighting, and he could feel the familiar weight of her presence even before she manifested. "You missed a spot," Crucible said, her form shimmering into view on his right shoulder. She pointed at a dried bloodstain near her base. "Right there." "I can see it," Wemmbu muttered, scrubbing harder. His tail swished behind him in irritation. "Could've fooled me," Gambit's voice cut in from his left shoulder, arms crossed. "Thought you were just smearing it around for fun." Wemmbu's horns twitched as he suppressed a groan. "I'm doing my best here." "Your best is shit," Gambit said cheerfully. … IMPORTANT NOTE THAT THIS FIC IS PURELY OFF MY OWN PERSONAL HEADCANONS OF WEMMBU. NONE OF HIS ABILITIES OR ORIGIN STORY IS CANON.
Unstable Universe (Web Series)
Drifting in between the lines (Where you can’t separate the truth from the lies)
by bristlefrostsbbg
UU! Quartet at a diner at spawn at 3AM :) Bonding time :P … They finished the pie. The waitress cleared their plates and left the check—which Wemmbu grabbed before anyone else could, waving off their protests with a flick of his tail. "I've got it." "Bro, we can split it—" Flame started. "I said I've got it. I’m richer than anyone here." "We'll get you next time," Parrot said. "Next time?" "Yeah. Next time one of us can't sleep and ends up here." Wemmbu's tail swished once. "Fine." "That's the spirit!" Spoke said brightly. "Don't push it."
Genshin Impact (Video Game)
A potentially explicit work
Unstable Universe (Web Series)
A potentially explicit work
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
A potentially explicit work
Unstable Universe (Web Series)
How do you ghost hunt if the ghost is right in front of you?
by bristlefrostsbbg
Flame was going to lose his mind. It had been a week. Seven days. One hundred and sixty-eight hours of pure, unfiltered torture, and he hadn't even done anything to deserve it. Well—okay, technically he had, but that wasn't the point. "Bro, I swear to god—" Flame growled, watching as his carefully organized chests shifted. The items inside clattered across his floor in complete chaos. "Oops." Wemmbu's grin was absolutely shit-eating as he phased through the wall, tail swishing behind him with obvious delight. His horns caught the light from Flame's furnaces. "My hand slipped." "Your hand slipped. Your HAND SLIPPED." Flame's hair sparked, small embers dancing between the strands. "You literally reached INTO the chest and flipped it!" "Prove it." Wemmbu floated upside down, his face now level with Flame's. Flame tried to shove him away—his hand passed straight through Wemmbu's face. The ghost didn't even flinch. "That's what I thought," Wemmbu said, righting himself in the air. He drifted over to some other corner and started moving things around. Bread where the diamonds should be. Diamonds where the golden carrots should be. Complete anarchy.
Quackity SMP
A potentially explicit work
Unstable Universe (Web Series)
SHUT UP.
by bristlefrostsbbg
Wemmbu kidnaps Boosfer from his base on a mushroom island, hearing that ParrotX2 (or his imposter) was trying to go back to Boosfer a second time to convince the alien to share Wemmbu’s identity to him. He wasn’t taking any chances, but he may or may not need to take a gun to a head if he listens to Boosfer one more time.
Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
A potentially explicit work
PHIGHTING! (Roblox)
Unakite
by Nubui
(Shuricoil cuz i need more of it.) (it doesn't have a proper title i just made this one up on a whim. It's actually just a rock) Shuriken was never one to stay still nor was he the one to be loud. It's odd to him when someone finally notices him. A little too much for his liking.Someone too interested and curious which was never a good thing in his books
Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
A potentially explicit work
&TEAM (Band)
hate you (for reel)
by sunghanbinteam
If there is one person on earth who pisses EJ off by just existing, it's Nicholas. EJ absolutely hates his guts. He has hated him since years, when they were in acting school together. Years later they are signed under the same label and paired off as a bl ship in the industry. Surprisingly, their first drama is a hit, and they become a popular ship almost instantly. And now EJ is forced by the company to do fan service and more dramas with the guy he wants to strangle.
Pressure (Roblox)
For What It's Worth
by Anonymous
With your upcoming execution, you become desperate to do anything to prolong your life past your teen years. Luckily, some random, totally legal company offers you the deal of a lifetime that you just have to accept. Freedom and wealth in exchange for some random crystal in this Hadal Blacksite. How hard can it be?ORUrbanshade sends a literal teenager down to the Blacksite. Sebastian is rightfully upset(and maybe gets a bit attached).(EDIT: As of now, 6/29/2026 this fic is still set to continue. I'm SO sorry for the slow ass updates :sob:On a more serious note, I hate Zeal and he can die in a ditch. I also acknowledge that Ren has lied about many things and hurt people, but that doesn't mean that it never happened. And REGARDLESS, both Zeal and Zerum are homophobic and transphobic and racist so they can BOTH rot for all I care,,,)
Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)+1
God I Hate the Dentist
by TheOrphanedAccount
"Alright..." She picked up Jinx's half-finished bowl of spaghetti. "You're not eating anything else tonight. I'm going to rinse these out and get you a clean cloth. Go rinse out your mouth and meet me outside; we're going to the dentist." "Sure thing!" Jinx saluted only half jokingly as she stood up to head to the bathroom. "Wait... what's a dentist?" Or: There aren't any dentists in Zaun. That becomes abundantly clear to Lux one night at dinner.
Unstable Universe (Web Series)
Pixel Meltdown
by bristlefrostsbbg
“We can’t let these two idiots escape the under-nether. If they get out, it would be bad for us and our lives. Remember how that weird under-netherling that escaped? He wiped out most of our population.” One of the people guarding the cages Boosfer and Wemmbu were in, muttered to his partner. “Yeah. I remember that one. Too energetic, I never liked him in the first place. What was his name in the first place?” “It started with a S, dude.” “It was Speak, or something.” “Spoke, yeah, that was the name.” … IMPORTANT NOTE THAT THIS FIC IS PURELY OFF MY OWN PERSONAL HEADCANONS OF SPOKEISHERE! THIS FIC WAS REQUESTED. NONE OF HIS ABILITIES OR ORIGIN STORY IS CANON.
Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
A potentially explicit work
The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù+2
寒梅著花未？| has the cold plum blossom opened yet?
by Emily_Elizabeth_Fowl
"Are you here to join the sect?" The stranger asked, a strange glint appearing in their eye. Shen Jiu felt like a piece of meat. No, worse: like an animal being evaluated for the worth of its parts. "...no," he said. How much could he say? Not the truth, obviously, but anything would be hard to believe coming from the mouth of a kid. Still, the reaction of the disciple would be a good indicator of what might await at the end of that very steep-looking path. "There was an accident, and I had ended up a vast distance away from home. I'm looking for a way to contact my sect." "So you legged it for the closest sect and are now regretting not asking how many stairs you'd need to take?" "...perhaps."or: SHEN JIU DESERVES SOME HAPPINESS COME READ MY TED TALK
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)+1
dismantling at summerhall
by cafeanna
Simple as a song. He knew his brother. He knew how to get under his skin. He knew how to provoke him to the point that Aerion would forget his training, and rage. That had been the plan. Or, Ragebaiting gone wrong. Dunkaerion Week, Day Four: Free Day / Brat Taming-ish
Unstable Universe (Web Series)
Cruel and Unusual Punishment
by AugustAzalea
Wemmbu thinks that being in Law's prison can't get any worse. But when he ends up being roommates with Boosfer, he realizes that it can get so, so much worse. How is Wemmbu going to handle being in prison with the most annoying person? And will the ragebait ever end?