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Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)

Wrong Account

by pilongski, Revantio

Markus Manfred @OfficialMarkusM 3hr The only good thing that @Cyberlife did with androids [A photo of Connor laughing with Sumo in the park] (In which Markus uses the wrong account and Twitter is having a field day)

Teen 19k words 7 ch Complete 3.6k kudos

Social Media · shitpost · jericho gang are precious fight me · Everyone Is Alive· +2 more

My Hero Academia

El Manisero

by Lila17

I deeply hope this becomes known in the fandom as "that fic where Sero runs a peanut cartel at UA" "Reading this felt like having an existential crisis" -my sister, 2018

General 8k words 1 ch Complete 3.1k kudos

chat fic · Group chat · not your ordinary group chat tho · Business Shenanigans· +10 more

Gravity Falls

Ford Learns About 911

by Vampyre_Lovr

Both sets of Pines twins are back in Gravity Falls for a reunion however reminiscing takes a turn when they realize that Ford wasn't around for 9/11

General 584 words 1 ch Complete 2.3k kudos

shitpost · 9/11 · Mabel being chaotic · mystery shack owner Soos· +7 more

Bungou Stray Dogs

StrayDogsGroupChat - Feat The Agency and the Mafia

by Chaos_Of_The_Cosmos

• There is a peace between the mafia and agency for now.• Atsushi is a sweetheart and invites almost the entire mafia to a group chat, as well as everyone from the agency to a group chat.• Everyone is very ???.• Chuuya is almost constantly a mood (Cue confused and kind of worried *everyone*)• Ranpo is a fucking troll, Dazai doesn’t help.• Kunikida is team mom TM.• Akutagawa is a tsundere, you cannot convince me otherwise.• Yasano is the Drunk Vodka Aunt• Mori and Fukuzawa somehow bond via everyone acting like toddlers.

Teen 2.7k words 5 ch Complete 2.1k kudos

Atsushi's a sweetheart · But he's trying · Chatlogs · Chuuya needs help· +25 more

Five Nights at Freddy's

Moonlight Blues

by Anonymous_Chaos

Moon stands, red eyes glowing brighter. "I am not scared.""Then prove it, you little bitch boy.""What the fuck did you just call me?" --- Rated T for Teen due to bad words. >:) This is mostly a shitpost, no need to take it seriously. Please don't take it seriously. lmao Welp, guess this is turning into a full fic now. Still not taking it completely seriously, btw. (on indefinite hiatus. I am not dead, irl stuff is just taking way longer than I expected to get sorted. lmao)

Teen 14k words 5 / ? ch In progress 1.8k kudos

Bad Puns · Be Careful What You Wish For · Canon-Typical Violence · Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach· +7 more

My Hero Academia

You Can't Stop the Memes

by why_is_glieric

If you think that class 1-a doesn't have a group chat, you're lying to yourself. [On Hiatus]

Teen 69k words 30 / ? ch In progress 1.3k kudos

(and also hasn't happened............... yet) · (at the moment) · (e v e n t u a l l y) · (which is Very Far into the manga)· +37 more

Kirby: Right Back at Ya!+2

Life in Dreamland

by Writesology

Peaceful as always... or is it? There's a lot more going on in Dreamland than you think!

General 89k words 63 ch Complete 1.1k kudos

Angst · Baking failures · Blood and Violence · Cake· +60 more

Genshin Impact (Video Game)

putting the fun into funeral

by PrinceWinter

"Barbatos, my friend," Rex Lapis had told him over a bottle of dandelion wine, "if I die, may my funeral be a brilliant celebration, and you're invited."Externally, Barbatos had laughed and accepted the invitation, but internally all he could think to himself was "If he dies? Great, the first party I've been invited to for centuries, and he might not even die."Alternatively, Zhongli hosts his own bangin' funeral.

Teen 791 words 1 ch Complete 1k kudos

Crack · Humor · shitpost

Deltarune (Video Game)

Message Interference

by StarlightShooter

As Kris waits for a call in the Holiday's kitchen, Susie chooses then to question how exactly a Dark World appears in a locked house. Fast forward five minutes and Kris is running for their life, Susie is eating a garden rake, and Noelle is hearing voices in her head. This is not how anyone involved planned on breaking fate.

Teen 77k words 24 / ? ch In progress 935 kudos

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Crack Treated Seriously · Deltarune Player Is Not Kris' Red Soul · Minor Original Character(s)· +6 more

The Witcher - All Media Types

How I Unleashed the Fourth Northern War

by poselikeateam

[Title changed, reason in author’s note] Jaskier doesn't regret marrying Geralt, even though his husband has a terrible habit of becoming Public Enemy Number One of fanatical paramilitary organisations. It does tend to put a damper on his travel plans, though. When he comes up to the officer's desk (because of course they had to set up tents and desks, it's all very official-looking), the officer barely gives him more than a bored once-over before intoning, "Name and surname?" Now, here's the problem, and why Jaskier probably should never have been a spy in the first place: he's a little shit. A complete bastard. If he's given the chance to fuck with someone, and he thinks he might get away with it, he absolutely will. So there's no force in the world, not even Ciri's space-time magic, that can stop him from responding, straight-faced, "Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz."

Teen 1.4k words 1 ch Complete 899 kudos

Crack Treated Seriously · Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Nilfgaard · Post-Canon· +10 more

Danny Phantom

@NotDannyPhantom is Definitely NOT Danny Phantom

by Anonymous

danny @NotDannyPhantomwhy am i trending again??? im literally just a ghost vibing here. danny @NotDannyPhantomok i dont know why so many people keep quote tweeting me. cant u tell from my username that im NOT danny phantom. reading comprehension, people…

General 2.8k words 1 ch Complete 785 kudos

Crack · Slightly Out Of Character · Social Media · Twitter· +3 more

My Hero Academia

I've Been To Hell & The Devil Is A Meme Lord

by Peter_Pansexual

In hindsight, creating a group chat for all of 1-A was a bad idea. Nezu had the best intentions when he recommended Aizawa create a group chat with his students. He knew Hitoshi struggled in social settings (much like his adoptive father). The chat was supposed to be a safe, non-stressful way to be introduced to the class now that Hitoshi had passed his exam. Little did Nezu know the absolute CHAOS that would bring.

Teen 12k words 6 / ? ch In progress 744 kudos

Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead Adopts Shinsou Hitoshi · Attempt at Humor · Class 1-A Friendship (My Hero Academia) · Class 1-A Group Chat (My Hero Academia)· +72 more