squids

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19 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 84% are complete. The average one runs about 30,900 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Our Flag Means Death (TV)

Squid-life Crisis

by nerbert

Ed begins to tell fun facts to the strange fancy man who visits the aquarium each day.

Teen 7k words 1 ch Complete 1.5k kudos

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting · Alternate Universe - Scientists · Aquariums · First Meetings· +7 more

Paper Mario+2

Eternally Never Yours

by EternallyEcho

"Mario, Let's get this cleared up: You're a moron. I don't get how you've been missing it for so long. It's been years of the same routine, over and over again. Have you ever stopped and wondered why I keep at it? You must have questioned my routine. What I question is how you couldn't figure it out from that. How could you not see that I'm doing this…all of it…for you?" ... Slash-fic, M/M. A hopeless romantic wonders if he'll ever have what it takes to end a tedious charade. Tired of the lies and secrets, he writes to his beloved about what they can never have. From there, the rest spirals out of his control. Rated T, just in case.

Teen 457k words 58 / ? ch In progress 1k kudos

Action & Romance · Action/Adventure · Alternate Canon · Arguing· +318 more

X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom

900 Squids Under the Sea

by velvetcadence

Kurt Marko wrote to all the lands that there was none so fair as his stepson Charles. Only the bravest and cleverest who could pay with 900 squids could win his hand. Erik's going to do even better—a kraken costs /at least/ 9000 squid, right?

General 2.4k words 1 ch Complete 364 kudos

Charles Is a Big Dorkface · Erik is a Big Dorkface · Erik is Crushing Harder than a 12-year Old Girl · Erik Logic Is The Best Logic· +12 more

Doctor Who (2005)

I'M DROWNING AND THE LIGHTS ARE OFF

by picnokinesis

Worry twists in her gut, vicious. She grits her teeth against it.“Don’t throw up on my coat,” she says, just to make sure the Master knows what her priorities are here.A shaky breath falls from his lips. “I was attacked by squids.”“Of course you were," she mutters.

Teen 13k words 1 ch Complete 51 kudos

Angst · Blood · Drowning · Hurt and Minimal Comfort· +21 more

Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic

Not Your Typical Love

by Jelaine_The_First

"I am not good with words. That's Hakuryuu's job. All I can say is…" He paused and pulled out his own bundle of raging squid. "This." Puzzled looks rested upon their faces. "Our souvenir?" "No. This was never yours to begin with," said Judal with disgust. "This is my own raging squid I wrapped myself, with my hair! 'Cuz I can't find a string." He motioned the bundle backwards and threw it at the three, And it landed on Sinbad's face with a splat.

Teen 4k words 1 ch Complete 51 kudos

Fluff · Romantic Comedy · squids · Angst· +7 more

Discworld - Terry Pratchett

The Famous Mutant Squid

by Doodledust (PackGuardian)

“Mr Lipwig, where is the report I had asked you for?”“Er…” Moist tried, “...a mutant squid ate my homework?”--In which Moist von Lipwig suffers the consequences of ADHD, tells a ridiculous lie, and reality has a funny way of lining things up sometimes…

General 662 words 1 ch Complete 32 kudos

One Shot · Ficlet · Dialogue Heavy · Indeterminate Timeline Placement· +3 more

Star Trek+2

Of green blood and jelly

by ScarlettWind96

First Star Trek fic!.Do you know how many incidents-""4.3-""Oh for God sake! Don't answer that, damn you!""But,Doctor, you obviously-""Gentlemen, please..." Kirk interrupted them "We don't have much time".

General 13k words 13 ch Complete 24 kudos

Alien Planet · Blood · Blood and Injury · Hurt/Comfort· +7 more

Dream SMP

There is a Squid Among

by Anonymous

3 times someone pointed out Tommy was a squid,And the 1 time someone else realized it too.(Spawned by Project: Icarus's discord server)

Teen 1.1k words 1 ch Complete 18 kudos

Rated T for mentions of squids · squids · Tommy is actually a Squid · Plot Twist· +27 more