Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Squid-life Crisis
by nerbert
Ed begins to tell fun facts to the strange fancy man who visits the aquarium each day.
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Our Flag Means Death (TV)
by nerbert
Ed begins to tell fun facts to the strange fancy man who visits the aquarium each day.
Paper Mario+2
by EternallyEcho
"Mario, Let's get this cleared up: You're a moron. I don't get how you've been missing it for so long. It's been years of the same routine, over and over again. Have you ever stopped and wondered why I keep at it? You must have questioned my routine. What I question is how you couldn't figure it out from that. How could you not see that I'm doing this…all of it…for you?" ... Slash-fic, M/M. A hopeless romantic wonders if he'll ever have what it takes to end a tedious charade. Tired of the lies and secrets, he writes to his beloved about what they can never have. From there, the rest spirals out of his control. Rated T, just in case.
Formula 1 RPF
by distressedgremlin
Pierre flips his cap around and marks it on his calendar: 2021, the year of living selfishly.
X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
by velvetcadence
Kurt Marko wrote to all the lands that there was none so fair as his stepson Charles. Only the bravest and cleverest who could pay with 900 squids could win his hand. Erik's going to do even better—a kraken costs /at least/ 9000 squid, right?
Teen Wolf (TV)
Original Work
Minecraft (Video Game)+1
My Hero Academia
Doctor Who (2005)
by picnokinesis
Worry twists in her gut, vicious. She grits her teeth against it.“Don’t throw up on my coat,” she says, just to make sure the Master knows what her priorities are here.A shaky breath falls from his lips. “I was attacked by squids.”“Of course you were," she mutters.
Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic
by Jelaine_The_First
"I am not good with words. That's Hakuryuu's job. All I can say is…" He paused and pulled out his own bundle of raging squid. "This." Puzzled looks rested upon their faces. "Our souvenir?" "No. This was never yours to begin with," said Judal with disgust. "This is my own raging squid I wrapped myself, with my hair! 'Cuz I can't find a string." He motioned the bundle backwards and threw it at the three, And it landed on Sinbad's face with a splat.
Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
Tokyo Ghoul
Hermitcraft RPF+1
Minecraft (Video Game)+1
Discworld - Terry Pratchett
by Doodledust (PackGuardian)
“Mr Lipwig, where is the report I had asked you for?”“Er…” Moist tried, “...a mutant squid ate my homework?”--In which Moist von Lipwig suffers the consequences of ADHD, tells a ridiculous lie, and reality has a funny way of lining things up sometimes…
Black Butler+2
by Kimika6761
Ciel gets chased by a giant and squid. Then he gets his head hit on a boat, it gets better trusts me.
Stranger Things (TV 2016)
Supernatural
Star Trek+2
by ScarlettWind96
First Star Trek fic!.Do you know how many incidents-""4.3-""Oh for God sake! Don't answer that, damn you!""But,Doctor, you obviously-""Gentlemen, please..." Kirk interrupted them "We don't have much time".
Dream SMP
by Anonymous
3 times someone pointed out Tommy was a squid,And the 1 time someone else realized it too.(Spawned by Project: Icarus's discord server)