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IT (Movies - Muschietti)

Buzzfeed Presents: Thirst Tweets with Richie Tozier and Eddie Kaspbrak

by kyaticlikestea

@iwannabealoser2 Sorry mom, I can’t come to the phone right now, I’m daydreaming about snowboarding down the vein on @ekaspbrak’s forearm and landing directly into his open mouth. Richie Tozier, beloved comedian and besotted fiancé, spends his last day as an unmarried man reading thirst tweets for Buzzfeed. Eddie is a secret evil genius. None of these tweets are from Paul Rudd, except for the one that just might be.

Teen 4.9k words 1 ch Complete 2.4k kudos

Richie Tozier Loves Eddie Kaspbrak · Comedian Richie Tozier · transcript fic · Social Media· +2 more

IT (Movies - Muschietti)

Buzzfeed Presents: 10 Times Richie and Eddie Tozier were Very, Very Married

by kyaticlikestea

Stanley Uris @surisaccountingI was going through my most recent photos and came across this nice one of @richietozier and @etozier at their wedding last week. Congratulations to the happy couple. They’ve never looked better. [attached image is a photo of two penguins arguing] Richie ‘My Husband is Also A’ Tozier ✔ @richietozierreplying to @surisaccountingHey @surisaccounting take down that tweet or I’ll keep doing this [attached image is a photo of a Common Potoo, which has been incorrectly labelled ‘Crow’ in Comic Sans font] Buzzfeed makes a list of all the times Richie and Eddie Tozier, beloved husbands of the Internet, were incredibly married. Perhaps unsurprisingly, it isn't a short list.

Teen 4.5k words 1 ch Complete 2.1k kudos

Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies · Bisexual Eddie Kaspbrak · Buzzfeed · Comedian Richie Tozier· +13 more

IT (Movies - Muschietti)

Netflix presents Richie Tozier: Hold My Fanny Pack

by kyaticlikestea

The absolute best thing that anyone can say about me as a gay icon is that I provide representation to a very marginalised group of people: gay men who don’t know how to dress well. Yeah, I’m thinking of applying to host the next season of Queer Eye and just putting every single contestant in, like, an old Hawaiian shirt and Crocs. I’ll be like, “as a gay man, I always dress for maximum comfort, just in case I have to run away from a gang of homophobes with knives. Here, put on these sweatpants with a ketchup stain on the crotch,” and ratings will soar. I live to subvert stereotypes. I may be the only gay in my relationship, but my boyfriend is the one who can dress. A transcript of Richie Tozier's second Netflix special, in which jokes are once more made, the middle-aged queer experience is introduced, and the problems of having a super hot boyfriend are rigorously and academically dissected. Or not. Either one.

Teen 8.6k words 1 ch Complete 2k kudos

Fix It · Richie Tozier's Stand Up Act · Comedian Richie Tozier · transcript fic· +6 more

IT (Movies - Muschietti)

YouTube presents: Billy on the Street with Richie Tozier!!

by kyaticlikestea

Richie: Oh, we had the engagement bacchanal already. Billy: I’m talking about the steamy pre-marital affair! Richie: Ah, yeah. I haven’t got round to that one yet. It’s on the agenda, obviously. I actually have it pencilled in for next Thursday, because Eddie has a pottery class.Billy: God, I hate him.Richie: Yeah, he’s a piece of shit.Billy: So are you ready? We’re gonna find you a hot piece of gay to have an emotionally turbulent tryst with in the weeks before your wedding, and we’re gonna pay him a dollar for the privilege, and it’s gonna be a total moral grey area, but it’ll be great for our viewcount. Richie: It’s too late to back out, right? Spagheds, I am so sorry -Billy: No time for regrets! We’re gonna get you ploughed before you say your vows. Come on! Billy Eichner takes it upon himself to scour the streets of New York in order to help soon-to-be movie star and current fiancé, Richie Tozier, have one last wild week before his wedding. No-one seems too enthused, least of all Richie himself. It's the thought that counts.

Teen 4.8k words 1 ch Complete 1.7k kudos

Bisexual Eddie Kaspbrak · Comedian Richie Tozier · Game Shows · Gay Richie Tozier· +6 more

Haikyuu!!

MSBY on the MIC

by exiledone

The MSBY Black Jackals are mic’d up during their season games and practices.

Teen 23k words 7 / ? ch In progress 486 kudos

MSBY Black Jackals Volleyball Team (Haikyuu!!) · Post-Haikyuu!! Time Skip · Pro Volleyball Player Bokuto Koutarou · Pro Volleyball Player Hinata Shouyou· +10 more

The Magnus Archives (Podcast)

what dusty-ass librarian is this?

by enby_gerrydelano (starful_nights)

we all know jon is very prone to leaving tape recorders on. but does that only apply to tape recorders?

Teen 346 words 1 ch Complete 408 kudos

Canon Compliant · Crack · Set in Episodes 159-160 | Scottish Safehouse Period (The Magnus Archives) · i KNOW the tape recorders are bc eldritch powers but let me have my fun ok· +4 more

The Magnus Archives (Podcast)

The Very Hungry Archivist

by hitchhikersguidetothealexy

okay so LISTEN you know how jon starts "eating" statements out of people's brains in season 4? well i was like, what if he started eating other stuff too? and then the muses spoke to me and i blacked out and this cursed content is all that remained. takes place at some point vaguely in season 4.inspired by a comment from tiktok user @areallycoolpotato.my first fic EVER be nice ;)

General 1.5k words 1 ch Complete 190 kudos

Crack · a little jonmartin on the side · transcript fic

The Magnus Archives (Podcast)

A Pleasant Looking Frog

by hitchhikersguidetothealexy

okay do you remember in that q&a one time someone asked jonny what jon would do in his free time and he was like "he probably has some weird collection." well my mind immediately thought FROGS FROGS FROGS.and THEN me and my friend went to a build-a-bear workshop together so that she could make a stuffed frog (i got an eevee in case you were wondering) and i was like oh,,,, now it's all coming together. i conceived the entire thing in the shower last night and then wrote it all down in like ten minutes.

General 2k words 1 ch Complete 125 kudos

Crack · Fluff · Fluff and Crack · transcript fic

The Magnus Archives (Podcast)

and if we don't meet again

by SmallishWormMasterOfTheUniverse

"It sort of makes me feel like you can hear me. Just like you always could, you know?"After everything is over, Martin goes to visit Jon.

General 1.8k words 1 ch Complete 79 kudos

BEST END SAD END · Bittersweet · Major character is already dead · Mourning· +10 more

Hades (Video Game 2018)+2

Interview with Achilles

by Baejax

The transcript of an interview between beloved tv personality Iris Pontides and formerly disgraced athlete Achilles Pelides from September of 2023.A sequel to All That Glitters, and part of the PR blitz rehabilitating the image of Achilles after the events of that fic.

Teen 5.2k words 1 ch Complete 68 kudos

Homophobia · transcript fic · Implied/Referenced Drug Use · Slurs

The Magnus Archives (Podcast)

no time to explain

by pyreflyyforest (notprotag)

MARTIN ..You were shot in the head. MIKE Okay, and? MARTIN (incredulous sputtering) -- Digging up an apparently-not-dead Vast avatar is a good form of bonding. Being dug up is also a good form of bonding.

General 1.1k words 1 ch Complete 64 kudos

Michael "Mike" Crew Lives · thats it thats the fic · Fix-It of Sorts · Comedy· +10 more

The Bright Sessions (Podcast)+1

take me to the Moon (I feel so used)

by A_PhoenixInferno

Annabelle shows up at Yale after they've defeated the cult and Adam defends his Atypical family.

Teen 2.1k words 1 ch Complete 44 kudos

Ellie Wadsworth is so hard to write · Ellie shows up at the end of tct au · Implied/Referenced Self-Harm · Trauma· +4 more