while drunk

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9 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 89% are complete. The average one runs about 65,200 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

The Dog and the Drunk Slytherin

by academicdisaster

After learning Harry wants to get a dog, Draco gets very drunk and decides to do something about it. In a very normal way.

Teen 1.8k words 1 ch Complete 660 kudos

Draco definitely does -not- steal a dog · Humor · Jealous Draco Malfoy · Misunderstandings· +5 more

The Untamed (TV)+2

As A Gift

by alate_feline, wing_shadow_feline (alate_feline)

Sometimes at night in the Burial Mounds, Wei Wuxian can't sleep. When he can only concentrate on sensing resentful energy, the safest place to focus on is Wen Ning.Wen Ning doesn't mind.

Teen 579k words 334 ch Complete 221 kudos

(the necromantic soul bond content that canon cheated us out of) · Acts of Kindness · Additional Warnings Apply · Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence· +3644 more

Teen Wolf (TV)

A Song Of Good Cheer

by GameCake

Christmas was possibly Stiles's favourite day. His first memory was of the second Christmas he experienced. He remembers being too small to understand why the house was different, why his mamma was extra beautiful, why they let him eat so much and why there were so many people. He remembers being disappointed that he had to go to bed that early when everyone got to stay up. And he remembers waking up the next morning to his parents giving him his present. Suffice to say, Christmas was his favourite day of the year ever since. This particular year, though, things might have gotten out of hand.

Teen 2k words 1 ch Complete 146 kudos

Christmas · Derek is a mother hen · stiles is drunk · Derek Takes Care Of Stiles· +14 more

The Sandman (TV 2022)

Hopes and Dreams

by Ibreathebooks_42

Drinking night with a friend makes Hob Gadling look back at the last few hundred years with a different perspective.

General 203 words 1 ch Complete 141 kudos

this convo has been stuck in my head · So here it goes · be free little ficlet · the 1889 debacle· +4 more

The Blacklist (TV)

You Should Really Lock Your Windows, Raymond.

by musiclivesinmealways

After a long day of grueling training, Raymond Reddington felt prepared to sleep in his clothes if it meant getting in bed quicker. Sarge had kept them working until after dark, and now Raymond could barely see the house keys in his hand. He yawned as he dumped his bag next to the shoe rack after getting inside. Then something rather interesting happened.

Teen 2.3k words 3 / ? ch In progress 128 kudos

Alternate Universe - College/University · Breaking and Entering · Couches · Drunken Donald Ressler· +14 more

Stranger Things (TV 2016)

All it takes is a

by Cxmill

Billy Hargrove was just trying to order ice cream however it was difficult when he could hear Russian being spoken with the same phrase on repeat behind Steve Harrington whose face was distorted like Billy had just taken a shit in his dead grandmother's mouth. AKA: Billy's military father taught him shit about codes during the war due to Billy's weird affinity for non-verbal reasoning and so when he over hears what sort of sounds like a number station, he steps in to help (read as "forces himself in then laughs at them).

General 935 words 1 ch Complete 73 kudos

Russian codes · Billy Hargrove is smart · Billy Hargrove Calls Steve Harrington Pet Names · AU-gust | August Writing Challenge· +10 more

NCT (Band)+1

take it easy, yeah

by hae4soob

Donghyuck breaks his resolve. He stares at it, suddenly hyper aware of how easily Soobin could hold him down and keep him here, if he wanted. "Oh," Donghyuck breathes. "Fits," Soobin confirms, voice rough. His pupils are blown wide, hungry to swallow in the light. It's cute. Donghyuck kind of wants to bite him. Kiss him, maybe.

Teen 1.2k words 1 ch Complete 26 kudos

Ambiguous Relationships · Boys Kissing · Friends With Benefits · Not Beta Read· +6 more

Original Work

Of Drunkenness and Duckies

by TrevorEndeavors

Literally just a paragraph I wrote about my rubber ducky while drunk. Completely unedited. Anyway. Click if you wanna read that.

General 707 words 2 ch Complete 24 kudos

Completely unedited · I Was Drunk When I Wrote This · I bathe in vanilla bubble bath and write about my duck · This is what happens after 1.5 margaritas and half a spiked egg nog· +10 more