Fairly OddParents
On This Couch
by Commander
What does it take to make a baby? A couch, a large portion of magic, a checkers board, and lots and lots of laughter... but no blowtorches. Seriously. Put that thing away. One-shot.
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Fairly OddParents
by Commander
What does it take to make a baby? A couch, a large portion of magic, a checkers board, and lots and lots of laughter... but no blowtorches. Seriously. Put that thing away. One-shot.
Fairly OddParents
by Commander
It's late in the evening... AUGH! How he hates that stupid song! Why won't it get out of his head? One-shot.
Fairly OddParents
by jishing
Juandissimo keeps trying to steal Cupid's freaking love arrows. He's convinced there's a mistake meaning that he is the right one for Wanda but unfortunately he is stupid and Cupid knows that.
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by TheSecondhandVanity
It had always been a risk of the job, but with the possibility so low, it just didn't seem plausible. That was, until their godchild entered an "extreme wishing" phase, coinciding with Fairy World's soon-to-be magicka drought. It happened so quickly; Cosmo found himself expelling more magic than could be regenerated. And with this, he fell ill with a fairy's worst fate -- Magic Deficiency.
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by Peri_weri_cosma
Timmy has started to self harm Cosmo wanda and poof have noticed scratches on Timmys arms but Timmy shruggs it off ass nothing though cosmo and Wanda start to get worried and poof is hiding his own secret
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by FountainPenguin
"No, no! I just… I was being stupid. I just lost control for a second. Finley was just, like… taunting me and saying that I'm adopted." The memory flares tears in my eyes. I sniff, sort of pathetically, and wipe my eyes on the back of my hand. "But I'm not… I'm a Cosma and a Fairywinkle." "Adopted," Big Daddy repeats. He flicks his eyes from my crown to shoes. They coast along the freckles down my sides. He shakes his head then. Firm. "You wouldn't have the gene for lateral spots if you weren't a Fairywinkle. Your pheromones match the family's too. Cherry almond. Even if yours are underdeveloped, I can sniff that on you from here. Forget about it, Poof… There's no doubt about it. My little cannoli Wanda is your mother, as sure as I'm your granddaddy." "Okay…" Three Spellementary School kids visit their older relatives for spring break (with a scoop of introspection on top).
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by Psycopath_GIR
Once upon a time there were two kingdoms that were the worst of neighbors. So vast was the discord between them that it was said only a great hero or a terrible villain might bring them together. In one kingdom lived folk with a vain and greedy king to rule over them. They were forever discontent and envious of the wealth and beauty of their neighbors. For in the other kingdom, Anti-Fairy World lived every manner of strange and wonderful creature. And they needed neither king nor queen but trusted in one another.[Maleficent (2014) AU](P/S: I wrote this because I always wonder why Anti-Cosmo is so eager to have Timmy as his Evil Godchild. I also added OC because I really wanted to see female Pixies)
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by RoyalFrumpiness
After an old foe-turned-friend thinks it's ideal to wipe all other 'evil' magical creatures off the face of the universe, a distraught Anti-Cosmo is left with only himself and his son, Foop to fend for themselves in another residence grieving over the fact that Anti-Wanda is gone, and some very major life-adjustments are about to begin.
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Ace Attorney+1
by Bluekitsune100
What started as a simple Friday the 13th turned into a tragedy. One side is demanding the culprit be brought to justice by any means necessary, so the other side reluctantly heed their request and hastily point the finger towards the one most likely to do it. The prime suspect claims their innocence but it's no use; no one believes them considering their track record.With the public convinced and the kangaroo court their about to enter, their going to face this alone with no hope of proving their innocence. However, a dedicated few are willing to prove their innocence and find the true culprit. Consider the circumstances, they have to be careful to avoid any unnecessary tension.
Fairly OddParents+1
by Ima_Paris_Sight
Two children are born from a Seelie and an Unseelie over 10,000 years ago. When they are separated from their parents at the start of a faerie war, what will become of the brothers?
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by LokiLoverUwU
If the essential parts of Cosmo and Wanda were made into a teen fantasy drama. Sounds interesting? Keep reading...Cosmo Cosma and Wanda Fairywinkle Cosma just assume they're regular fairies. After all, they're bound by the same rules as regular fairies are. But, when the kingdom is left mysteriously without a ruler, a search is conducted to find the next ruler. And when a test of magic demonstrates the two have more magic capabilities than any other fairies alive, and are therefore by default crowned the new king and queen, it's clear they're anything but normal. Now they have to deal with royal duties, growing encounters with who they learn to be their Anti-Fairies, and cryptic visions with hints to their past. Oh, and Cosmo's been acting out of sorts. I wonder what that's about. It's a miracle they live to dinner every day.There is one short chapter out at the moment.Still sounds interesting? Hop in...