Fall Out Boy
One More Troubled Soul
by mummifiedgoose
"Joe," Andy soon interrupts his incoherent ramblings because apparently he'd been saying all that aloud, "You're not dying, get some rest.""Psh," Joe says, "You don't know that. You don't know shit about werewolves."Andy sighs, "I miss when you thought I was the werewolf whisperer.""I miss when I wasn't dying."And the truth is, Andy really doesn't know that much about werewolves. Enough to spot them and catch them and kill them but nothing in the ways of comforting them. And, as it turns out, Patrick himself doesn't know that much about werewolves! Which is actually some bullshit considering the dude is a fucking werewolf but noooo he's a born werewolf who's never turned somebody in his entire life and doesn't want to call his mom because turning someone is frowned upon and blah blah blah whatever. Basically they don't know what to do and Joe has to just rawdog (ha) whatever this is until inevitably all his bones break and realign and he becomes a fucking dog (double ha). Or whatever. He doesn't want to think about it.Or, What happens when a human is turned into a werewolf? A month's worth of agony and confusion, that's what!