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Summary
Sometimes, Patrick Kane really hates Jonathan Toews. He hates his fucking equilibrium and the way he’s enjoying the Olympics, with easy smiles and earnest spectating. He hates the way he’s so fucking wholesome, eating fucking apples and oozing his captainly, Canadian goodness everywhere.
The worst of it all is that Jonny is so painfully, unutterably sincere about it all and it catches in Patrick’s throat and the worst of it all is that Patrick Kane doesn’t hate Jonathan Toews at all.
(Or, a story in which Patrick Kane wishes Jonathan Toews away.)
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