A Bitter Pill to Swallow

Warnings: Fluff, abuse of ellipses, and I fear there may be a bit of anti-Ron/Hermione-ness here, but in defense of Lavender's nastiness, she is drunk, and no woman anywhere is going to say nice things on the day her first love marries another woman… about either of them. So while I want to be up front, I don't think I took it to the point of character bashing, or at least that was never the intent… well, it was totally Lavender's intent, but not exactly mine.

A/N: Thank you, nolagal for your mad beta skillz. This was originally written as a pinch hit for thimble_kiss on wizard_love at Live Journal but was ultimately not needed. The request asked for a bit of a traditional/vanilla relationship with drunken antics and the noble resisting of drunken advances. There was also a request for a charming/gallant Seamus with no accent (thank goodness!).