The Book of Phod Redux

God looks disappointed. God is disappointed in Phil, and Phil is going to be smote down right here in his bedroom, and Dan’s going to be so upset andso many peopleout there are going to have to get refunds on their Interactive Introverts tickets.“Do you mean to say,” God says softly, “that you were not confessing our love for one another in that moment? And that you don’t intend to come away with me so that we may wreak glorious havoc upon the universe?”God actually looks a bit sad now. Phil reaches for the packet on his bedside table and offers it without thinking. “Would you like a mini marshmallow?”