Challenge Accepted

The Garrus and Javik Buddycop fic that nobody asked for. Starring Garrus Vakarian, as The Wildcard; Javik, as the Killjoy Partner; Julia Shepard, as The Chief; Kasumi Goto, as That Guy in the Chair; and Feron, as the Incompetent Secretary. Their mission? Fight crime, throw pineapples, rinse, and repeat. Oh, and cause property damage, of course! "Chief!" Garrus bellowed, arms spread wide. "I have to say, you look ravishing this morning! What's that perfume I smell?""Your doom." she responded, eyes narrowed. And just like that, the turian's usual fire was gone. "Sit.""Is this about letting Javik kneecap that one guy? Because he totally deserved it; he's been good all week, I swear. Plus, they guy was running-""Shut up, Detective."