Jeon Jungkook and the Definitely Not a Sex Tape

“How much do you wanna bet there’s something raunchy on one of those USB keys we always keep on the desk?”“What?” Jungkook looks up from his psychology paper, having been trying to figure out the difference between illusory and illusionary.“We have that basket there every day, just sitting there, full to the brim with forgotten pieces of people’s private lives.” Taehyung gestures to where the little blue plastic container is indeed sitting out on the counter. “Out of the dozens of keys in there, there’s gotta be at least one with a sextape on it, right?”Jungkook realizes his mouth is hanging open and closes it.“Uh...no?”“All these mini hard drives and no naughty videos?”Jungkook rolls his eyes so hard that he imagines for a moment he’s looking at the back of his head.“Oh sure, I’m just going to put the most intimate details of my life on some USB that I use for all my school shit.” He says, voice dripping with sarcasm. “Sounds like a great plan.” Or, the one where Taehyung and Jungkook both work at their University's print shop and accidentally get themselves involved in a big secret plot.