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Summary
You met him roughly six years ago and at the time all you could say was, Shit you’re Bert McCracken!” and flail your chubby arms in a retarded wave (one that led Mikey to later say, half snorting, “really Gee? Do you possess no social skills??”) And turn bright red when he laughed at you.
You like to think your relationship has improved since then.
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