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Summary
In which Harry is hunter-raised and hiding more weapons in his robes than what should be possible under the laws of physics;Hermione's parents secretly worship Loki, who turned their adorable little daughter into a pyromaniac (though she would argue that she managed that all on her own);Ron just tries to keep up;Neville blames the Sorting Hat for getting dragged into this messand of course Loki has lots of fun.Dumbledore really needs a drink. Now.
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