"Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc"

The matriarch is a man of fencing and fine cigars, pinstripe suits and a penchant for mayhem. His husband, a beautiful yet dark entity fond of snipping the roses off the thorns and darker magic practices. Their children, adorable menaces that prefer the fine art of the guillotine execution. An old crone who might as well be as old as dirt. A most undead butler, groans and moans his terms of service. Thing, the hand that scuttles around the house. Eldritch abominations, housed in a rickety mansion upon the highest hill. Delightful explosions, cult shenanigans, reunions of relatives both in flesh and in decay.And you thought YOUR family was weird.(A shameless Addams Family au, in a series of one-shots.)