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Summary
This is a very short snippet that I posted a few years ago to Senad during a discussion about a new fanfiction archive. Said archive had a list of arbitrary rules about what a story could and could not contain, including, (I kid you not) "no magic penises." Well, who could resist that, I ask you?
Originally posted December 2002
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