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Summary
"There were maybe three things Wade and Logan consistently agreed on:One: American “maple syrup” should be abolished as the disgusting crime against nature it was. Sure, it’s four times as expensive, but it makes exponentially better pancakes. There’s practically no tradeoff! Just sayin’. Two: Weapon X was a bag of dicks, and dicks get kicked. With extreme prejudice.And three: Kicking dicks would always play second fiddle to the happiness of their daughters."----Or: The one with holiday shenanigans, featuring two salty old men, two girls with a plan, and two trees in Logan's goddamn living room.NOTE: the story starts in the beginning notes. Don't miss it!
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