honey boy dont come any

Taehyung fucked up. Big time. And so, to make up for it, he works to pay off his debt, the debt in which his step father had gifted him. And inside of Epiphany coffee shop, he finds that fate is seriously trying to fuck him over by sending a blue haired angel with splotchy cheeks, pouty lips, a button nose, and kitten-esque eyes that seem far too wide and childlike to exist in such a God-forsaken universe. ORTaehyung vandalizes his step-dad's new audi in a cross-faded haze and is forced to pay it off by working as a barista. Jimin and the bunny boy who always forgets to restock the cups won't stop making out, the manager keeps staring at him with disdain (despite dating his brother), Yoongi probably has a stomach ulcer by now and Hoseok doesn't know what the fuck is going on in this bitch.Oh, also Taehyung maybe, kinda, sort of falls in love.