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Summary
To end the war, Harry agrees to marry Voldemort, taking Hermione with him to live in the Dark Lord's castle. But Hermione's soon screwing Snape, and why is Voldemort burning things in his favourite tearoom? Somewhat of a silly, crack!fic
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