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Summary
How NOT to Sleep on the Couch, By Lucifer - Part Three
Hey, Luci here. You might recognize me by how well-endowed I am. Today, I present to you yet another way to avoid the Couch of Doom. It involves turning yourself into a female, hugging one thousand random strangers, and relying heavily on the chance that your partner will say something stupid because s(he)'s a big Moose with tiny invisible antlers.
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