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Summary
"I like being miserable! I love my misery! It's ... it's company! It keeps me warm at night - no, wait, that's the wine. And your hair. I hate your hair. We've got a wormhole eruption."
"What?"
"I like being miserable and I hate your hair," said Bernard.
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