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Summary
"We're-" Gabriel started."We." Beelzebub interrupted, with an expression that implied ze was rather tempted to start cutting off more than just his sentences. "Are not. Lozzzzt."(Or: An attempt to pursue Aziraphale and Crowley through the maze that is IKEA goes spectacularly wrong as Gabriel and Beelzebub get Absolutely-Not-Lost amidst the showrooms and - as per usual whenever they spend time together - end up trying to kill one another with middling success.)
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