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Summary
"You know what you don’t want. You don’t wanna do police work, you don’t wanna set foot in that shitty place ever again, right? So don’t. Do something else. Doesn’t even matter what, you can try shit until you find something. Make fries at McDonald’s, sweep the floor of an office building and use a better fucking cleaner. Sew clothes. Stock the grocery store. Clean up shit at Animal Control. Mow lawns and shovel snow. Grow Christmas trees. Sell fancy thirium to hipster androids. Start a blog. Make art out of trash. Shit, 900, if it’s that bad at work, just fucking quit.”
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