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Summary
In answer, she thrust a scroll at him. “Merlin’s saggy tits, read the bloody thing, you obtuse troglodyte.”Drabble written for the LiveJournal contest.PROMPT: An unexpected guest shows up at Hogwarts.WORD COUNT: Exactly 300 words.
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