take a walk through the wreckage

grinning jeongguk turns around to them with the keychains in either of his hands. “i got you keychains,” he exclaims. he thrusts tiny saturn into namjoon’s hands who actually looks delighted about it and then there’s yoongi staring rather unimpressed at him as soon as he hands him an even tinier pluto.“aren’t they cute,” says jeongguk, “i thought they’d fit so well because of the,” he vaguely gestures around between where namjoon’s shoulder and yoongi’s chin are on the same height, “don’t you dare say height,” yoongi hisses. jeongguk silently mouths it and yoongi threatens to throw pluto in the garbage once they’re outside.  (or: jeongguk is spiderman, falls in love with two people at the same time who just happen to love him back and gets stabbed on the way there)