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Summary
His magical ring is gone and if that isn't bad enough he - and the rest of the company - are stuck in the elf king's dungeons.
Bollocks.
Then he's taken from his cell for questioning, friendly informed that if he doesn't tell the king why they are there they will starve. Well, that is quite rude, for doesn't the elf king know Bilbo is to be married to Dwalin and he would like to get on his way to get exactly that done, thank you very much!
Double bollocks.
Written for this prompt at the Hobbit Kink Meme.
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