in one breath

"I've hit on a lot of men, today," Shinobu tells him, in utter deadpan. She's obviously fishing for a reaction and he ponders on whether to give it, only to decide that he feels as lifeless as her tone would suggest."You can reach?" Giyū asks, instead, and it's a true testament to her exhaustion that she only rolls her eyes at him, when she would ordinarily faux-cheerfully force him into a spar so she could spitefully bash him on the head.[Or: the modern AU where the demon slayers are kendo practitioners and the Pillars are representatives of their respective dojos at the National Kendo Club + Giyū, Shinobu and Obanai are the only seniors of a dying high school kendo club and need to trick the wide-eyed freshmen into joining, stat]