Hear Me (Try Really Hard To) Roar (But Kinda Mew Instead)

This… was not… how the evening was supposed to go.First, a freak storm had flooded the streets of King’s Landing. Then he had gotten caught in the cross fires of a small duel in a park. Thirdly, a tiny munchkin’s rookie ass spell had hit him. He had paws, big fat, useless paws that couldn’t perform even a wisp of magic.And he was late. Very, very late. Ten whole minutes late.Brienne was most definitely freaking the fuck out, because he was never late. Not for her.a.k.a. Jaime gets hexed into a kitten and is vexed that he can't talk some sense into Brienne.