Listen now? Hear it read aloud. Three minutes free.
Hear it read aloud
Start with a free three-minute preview, or get the whole audiobook now.
Sign in with your email [To prevent AI Labs from scraping this data]
Start reading Download EPUB
5 KB, works in Apple Books, Google Play Books, KOReader and most e-readers.Sign in for faster downloads.
Summary
Not posting since July? We do not stan. Author is sorry. Fic has also been sitting in WIPs for about 8 months now, whoopsies!Christopher Middle Name Pike tries to put a swear jar on the bridge. The expected amount of chaos and shipping ensues.Bonus: only one swear word in the whole fic. Get bamboozled.
Contents 1 chapter
Loading the contents…