My Boyfriend is a Soulless Creature from Hell

Flower has always wanted a hot vampire boyfriend. But what's a high school sophomore to do when her Edward Cullen turns out to be more like Bram Stoker's Dracula?Excerpt:“Hmm.” She sounded skeptical. “I don’t know. A real vampire? Are you sure going out with him is a good idea?” “Yeah!” I said. “He said he wouldn’t eat me. We have a lunch date on Saturday.”“I’m just not sure this is a great idea though,” said Ariela. “Oh quit trying to spoil my fun.” I scowled through the phone. “I mean, a vampire,” said Ariela nervously. “Aren’t they supposed to be soulless creatures from hell or something?” “Oh, you’re just jealous,” I said, and hung up.