Reddie intros (if they were in a videogame)

"Stop starting fights with Henry, okay?" Eddie walks in, holding an inhaler in his hands."Nobody talks about my friends like that," Richie walks in, holding a baseball bat in his hands."He's going to hurt you eventually, Chee'," Eddie tucks his inhaler into his fanny pack."Please, Henry Bowers is my bitch," Richie laughs and pulls the baseball over his shoulders."Why were you born like this?" Stan walks in holding a book with a picture of a bird on the front."Bold of you to assume I was born in the first place," Richie twirls the baseball bat in his hands."So how are you here, Richie," Stan tucks the book behind his back."Bitch I was spawned,"If you read this, fine. But understand this was at 2:00 am on an unhealthy amount of sugar.