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Summary
After the release of the Prisoner of Azkaban movie in 2004, many people in the fandom were of the opinion that Sirius Black looked like a hobo. This was probably because when the film was casting, fangirls everywhere were crying for people like Johnny Depp to be cast as Sirius. I remember I personally loved Gary Oldman as Sirius, but since a lot of people (including my friends) didn't at the time, I wrote this song filk to the tune of Avril Lavigne's "Complicated" (another annoying song that everyone knew so it could be sung at the movie theater!) about fandom's general complaint about Gary Oldman.
Tell me, why'd you have to go and look so much like a hobo?
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