On the Mic with Present Mic

"Good morning, listeners! It's thirty minutes past two on this fine Saturday morning, and you know what that means! Three lovely people get to call in and ask me absolutely anything, and, of course, I'll do my best to answer! So, let your voices be heard and hit me with the cool questions, yo!" Hizashi grins, leaning back in his chair until he feels his back pop. Or: In which Present Mic explains time management, gets called a hypocrite by his husband (who is also a hypocrite), and explains that his Number One Listener changes gender every other week because they're not actually one singular person.