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Summary
Simon Snow won't put his clothes on, Malcolm Grimm is pretending to be a priest and Baz Pitch's hair gel is in danger. Belt buckles, buffets, and a woman named Debbie await.
Baz and Simon are meant to be ordinary wedding guests. This is meant to be an ordinary wedding (with a few more pixies than normal), but Simon is getting far too close to ruining it all. At least Shepard of-Omaha-Nebraska is enjoying himself.
Give it up for the Cornish Pixies!
(Fans of Ed Sheeran and Belinda Carlisle should tread lightly.)
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